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− | :[When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show] | + | :[When [[Homer]] is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show] |
− | :'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America! | + | :'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in Ohio, but not America! |
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− | :'''Millhouse''': Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?! | + | :'''[[Millhouse]]''': Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?! |
− | :'''Nelson''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie) | + | :'''[[Nelson]]''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie) |
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− | :'''Nelson''' [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend. | + | :'''Nelson''' [to [[the Grand Pumpkin]], holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend. |
:'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin. | :'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin. | ||
:'''Nelson''': You're a racist! | :'''Nelson''': You're a racist! | ||
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:'''Nelson''': I'd rather die than hate! | :'''Nelson''': I'd rather die than hate! | ||
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− | :'''Chief Wiggum''': (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis! | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis! |
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{{Season 20 Q}} | {{Season 20 Q}} |
Revision as of 14:38, September 14, 2011
- [When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]
- Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!
- Millhouse: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
- Nelson: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
- Nelson [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
- The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
- Nelson: You're a racist!
- The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. (starts eating Nelson)
- Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!
- Chief Wiggum: (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!