Difference between revisions of "Lisa the Beauty Queen/Quotes"
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| − | '''Pahusacheta''': I am Pahusacheta.<br> | + | '''Pahusacheta''': I am Pahusacheta.<br /> |
| − | ''Her father, Sanjay, and her uncle, Apu are in the audience. They stand and applaud loudly.''<br> | + | ''[Her father, Sanjay, and her uncle, Apu are in the audience. They stand and applaud loudly.]''<br /> |
| − | '''Apu''': Judges, there is your queen!<br> | + | '''Apu''': Judges, there is your queen!<br /> |
| − | '''Pahusacheta''': For my talent act I will play ''MacArthur Park'' on drums.<br> | + | '''Pahusacheta''': For my talent act I will play ''MacArthur Park'' on drums.<br /> |
| − | ''Audience laughs.''<br> | + | ''Audience laughs.''<br /> |
| − | '''Pahusacheta''': No, I am serious!<br> | + | '''Pahusacheta''': No, I am serious!<br /> |
| − | '''Marge''': Apu, who is looking after the Kwik-E-Mart while you two are here?<br> | + | '''Marge''': Apu, who is looking after the Kwik-E-Mart while you two are here?<br /> |
| − | '''Apu''': Uh oh!<br> | + | '''Apu''': Uh oh!<br /> |
| − | ''Kwik-E-Mart. Apu left it unguarded. Jimbo Jones and his gang are laughing as they wheel out the Slushie machine.''<br> | + | ''[At the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu left it unguarded. Jimbo Jones and his gang are laughing as they wheel out the Slushie machine.]''<br /> |
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| + | (Homer challenges the "Guess Your Age and Weight" booth at the school carnival.) | ||
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| + | '''Booth Operator''': I'd say 53 and 420 pounds. | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Ha ha, you lose! 36 and 239! | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': You're cute as a bug's ear. | ||
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| + | '''Lisa''': Fathers have to say that stuff! | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear? | ||
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| + | '''Grampa''': No, you're homely as a mule's butt! | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': There, see? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Principal Skinner''': But first, our second prize winner and the recipient of this handsome shoe buffer... Ned Flanders. | ||
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| + | '''Ned''': (gasps) | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Oh it's no fair, we'll never have a buffer! | ||
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| + | '''Marge''': We have one at home, you never use it. | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Well, I want that one! | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 12:41, September 14, 2010
Pahusacheta: I am Pahusacheta.
[Her father, Sanjay, and her uncle, Apu are in the audience. They stand and applaud loudly.]
Apu: Judges, there is your queen!
Pahusacheta: For my talent act I will play MacArthur Park on drums.
Audience laughs.
Pahusacheta: No, I am serious!
Marge: Apu, who is looking after the Kwik-E-Mart while you two are here?
Apu: Uh oh!
[At the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu left it unguarded. Jimbo Jones and his gang are laughing as they wheel out the Slushie machine.]
(Homer challenges the "Guess Your Age and Weight" booth at the school carnival.)
Booth Operator: I'd say 53 and 420 pounds.
Homer: Ha ha, you lose! 36 and 239!
Homer: You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that stuff!
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grampa: No, you're homely as a mule's butt!
Homer: There, see?
Principal Skinner: But first, our second prize winner and the recipient of this handsome shoe buffer... Ned Flanders.
Ned: (gasps)
Homer: Oh it's no fair, we'll never have a buffer!
Marge: We have one at home, you never use it.
Homer: Well, I want that one!
