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:''[At the [[Mapple Store]], an announcment comes over the speaker system.]'' | :''[At the [[Mapple Store]], an announcment comes over the speaker system.]'' | ||
:'''Announcer''': ''[on speakers]'' "Attention, Mapple Universe. Prepare for a live announcement from Mapple founder and Chief Imaginative Officer [[Steve Mobbs]]. | :'''Announcer''': ''[on speakers]'' "Attention, Mapple Universe. Prepare for a live announcement from Mapple founder and Chief Imaginative Officer [[Steve Mobbs]]. | ||
:'''People in Crowd''': "Steve Mobbs!" -- "He's a genius!" -- "He's like a god who knows what we want!" | :'''People in Crowd''': "Steve Mobbs!" -- "He's a genius!" -- "He's like a god who knows what we want!" | ||
| − | :'''Steve Mobbs''': ''[appearing on giant video screen]'' "Greetings! | + | :'''Steve Mobbs''': ''[appearing on giant video screen]'' "Greetings! It is I, your insanely great leader, Steve Mobbs. I'm speaking to you from Mapple headquarters, deep below the sea, with an announcement that will completely change the way you look at everything. ''[The crowd gasps.]'' And that announcement is-" |
| − | :''[Seeing the opportunity for a prank, [[Bart]] plugs in a microphone and cuts into Mobbs' announcement. | + | :''[Seeing the opportunity for a prank, [[Bart]] plugs in a microphone and cuts into Mobbs' announcement. On the screen, Mobbs is now talking silently while Bart provides him with new material.]'' |
| − | :'''Bart'': | + | :'''Bart''': "You're all losers! ''[The crowd gasps -- "Huhhhh??"]'' You think you're cool because you buy a five-hundred-dollar phone with a picture of a fruit on it? Well, guess what. They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one! |
| − | :'''Crowd''': | + | :'''Crowd''': "Eeeeeewwwww!!" ''[They drop their [[MyPhones]] onto the floor.]'' |
| − | :'''Bart''': ''[continuing]'' | + | :'''Bart''': ''[continuing]'' "I have made a fortune off you chumps and I've invested it all in Microsoft. Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!" |
| − | :''[The crowd gasps again. | + | :''[The crowd gasps again. [[Comic Book Guy]], carrying a large slegdehammer, charges the screen.]'' |
| − | :'''Comic Book Guy''': | + | :'''Comic Book Guy''': "Traitor! Your heart is blacker than your turtleneck!" |
| − | :''[Comic Book Guy hurls the sledgehammer into screen, shattering it, and several Mapple Store employees wrestle him to the floor. | + | :''[Comic Book Guy hurls the sledgehammer into screen, shattering it, and several Mapple Store employees wrestle him to the floor. Bart chuckles at the scene.]'' |
| − | :'''Mapple Store Employee''': | + | :'''Mapple Store Employee''': "Who dares question the boss we fired ten years ago and then brought back?" |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[pointing accusingly]'' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[pointing accusingly]'' "It was my brother, Bart!" |
| − | :'''Mapple Store Employee''': | + | :'''Mapple Store Employee''': "Flay him with your earbuds! Flay him, I say!" |
:''[All the employees take their earbuds off, twirl them, and advance on Bart.]'' | :''[All the employees take their earbuds off, twirl them, and advance on Bart.]'' | ||
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:''[Beneath the sea, [[Lisa]] goes to [[Mapple]] headquarters to see [[Steve Mobbs]] about her [[MyTunes]] bill.]'' | :''[Beneath the sea, [[Lisa]] goes to [[Mapple]] headquarters to see [[Steve Mobbs]] about her [[MyTunes]] bill.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Employee''': | + | :'''Employee''': "Mr. Mobbs, there's a surface dweller here to see you. MyTunes user JazzGal62." |
| − | :'''Steve Mobbs''': | + | :'''Steve Mobbs''': "Oh, Lisa Simpson. Send her in!" |
:''[Lisa comes in.]'' | :''[Lisa comes in.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Steve Mobbs''': | + | :'''Steve Mobbs''': "Lisa, it's insanely great to see you." |
| − | :'''Lisa''': ''[pleading her case)]'' "Um, Mr. Mobbs, I sort of downloaded too many songs onto my [[MyPod]] and I don't have the money to pay for them. | + | :'''Lisa''': ''[pleading her case)]'' "Um, Mr. Mobbs, I sort of downloaded too many songs onto my [[MyPod]] and I don't have the money to pay for them. Do you think you could consider a reduced payment plan?" |
| − | :'''Steve Mobbs''': | + | :'''Steve Mobbs''': "I'm sorry. I know our posters say 'Think differently,' but our real slogan is 'No refunds.'" |
| − | :'''Lisa''': ''[tearfully]'' "Can't you open your Mapple menu and click on the compassion bar? | + | :'''Lisa''': ''[tearfully]'' "Can't you open your Mapple menu and click on the compassion bar? Oh, please." |
:''[Steve Mobbs thinks for a moment.]'' | :''[Steve Mobbs thinks for a moment.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Steve Mobbs''': | + | :'''Steve Mobbs''': "Lisa, how would you like to work for Mapple?" |
:'''Lisa''': ''[perking up]'' "Would I ever!" | :'''Lisa''': ''[perking up]'' "Would I ever!" | ||
| − | :''[The scene shifts to a busy street corner. | + | :''[The scene shifts to a busy street corner. Lisa is wearing a MyPod costume and handing out flyers to passersby.]'' |
| − | :'''Lisa''': ''[blandly and unenthusiastically]'' | + | :'''Lisa''': ''[blandly and unenthusiastically]'' "Think differently. Think differently. Think differently. ''[sighs]'' Think differently." |
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{{Season 20 Q}} | {{Season 20 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 09:35, June 2, 2010
- [At the Mapple Store, an announcment comes over the speaker system.]
- Announcer: [on speakers] "Attention, Mapple Universe. Prepare for a live announcement from Mapple founder and Chief Imaginative Officer Steve Mobbs.
- People in Crowd: "Steve Mobbs!" -- "He's a genius!" -- "He's like a god who knows what we want!"
- Steve Mobbs: [appearing on giant video screen] "Greetings! It is I, your insanely great leader, Steve Mobbs. I'm speaking to you from Mapple headquarters, deep below the sea, with an announcement that will completely change the way you look at everything. [The crowd gasps.] And that announcement is-"
- [Seeing the opportunity for a prank, Bart plugs in a microphone and cuts into Mobbs' announcement. On the screen, Mobbs is now talking silently while Bart provides him with new material.]
- Bart: "You're all losers! [The crowd gasps -- "Huhhhh??"] You think you're cool because you buy a five-hundred-dollar phone with a picture of a fruit on it? Well, guess what. They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one!
- Crowd: "Eeeeeewwwww!!" [They drop their MyPhones onto the floor.]
- Bart: [continuing] "I have made a fortune off you chumps and I've invested it all in Microsoft. Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!"
- [The crowd gasps again. Comic Book Guy, carrying a large slegdehammer, charges the screen.]
- Comic Book Guy: "Traitor! Your heart is blacker than your turtleneck!"
- [Comic Book Guy hurls the sledgehammer into screen, shattering it, and several Mapple Store employees wrestle him to the floor. Bart chuckles at the scene.]
- Mapple Store Employee: "Who dares question the boss we fired ten years ago and then brought back?"
- Lisa: [pointing accusingly] "It was my brother, Bart!"
- Mapple Store Employee: "Flay him with your earbuds! Flay him, I say!"
- [All the employees take their earbuds off, twirl them, and advance on Bart.]
- Marge: "You're teaching Bart a terrible lesson of intolerance!"
- Homer: "I'm sorry. It's just so fun and easy to judge people based on religion."
- Kearney: "What's your name, sweat stain?"
- Bashir: "Uh, Bashir?"
- Kearney: "'Bash here?' I love a kid that comes with directions!"
- [Beneath the sea, Lisa goes to Mapple headquarters to see Steve Mobbs about her MyTunes bill.]
- Employee: "Mr. Mobbs, there's a surface dweller here to see you. MyTunes user JazzGal62."
- Steve Mobbs: "Oh, Lisa Simpson. Send her in!"
- [Lisa comes in.]
- Steve Mobbs: "Lisa, it's insanely great to see you."
- Lisa: [pleading her case)] "Um, Mr. Mobbs, I sort of downloaded too many songs onto my MyPod and I don't have the money to pay for them. Do you think you could consider a reduced payment plan?"
- Steve Mobbs: "I'm sorry. I know our posters say 'Think differently,' but our real slogan is 'No refunds.'"
- Lisa: [tearfully] "Can't you open your Mapple menu and click on the compassion bar? Oh, please."
- [Steve Mobbs thinks for a moment.]
- Steve Mobbs: "Lisa, how would you like to work for Mapple?"
- Lisa: [perking up] "Would I ever!"
- [The scene shifts to a busy street corner. Lisa is wearing a MyPod costume and handing out flyers to passersby.]
- Lisa: [blandly and unenthusiastically] "Think differently. Think differently. Think differently. [sighs] Think differently."
