Difference between revisions of "Some Enchanted Evening/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Moe''': | + | :''[Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern]'' |
| − | :'''Bart''': Is Oliver there? | + | :'''[[Moe]]''': Moe's Tavern. |
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Is Oliver there? | ||
:'''Moe''': Who? | :'''Moe''': Who? | ||
:'''Bart''': Oliver Klozoff. | :'''Bart''': Oliver Klozoff. | ||
:'''Moe''': Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff! | :'''Moe''': Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff! | ||
| + | :''[Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter. Marge picks up the phone]'' | ||
| + | :'''Moe''': Listen, you nosey bum. If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! | ||
| + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Goodness! Must be a crossed wire. | ||
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Marge picks up the phone again and dials the babysitting service]'' |
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:'''Receptionist''': Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service. | :'''Receptionist''': Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service. | ||
:'''Marge''': This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening. | :'''Marge''': This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening. | ||
:'''Receptionist''': Wait a minute. The Simpsons? | :'''Receptionist''': Wait a minute. The Simpsons? | ||
| − | + | :''[Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie, with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.]'' | |
:'''Receptionist''': Lady you've got to be kidding! | :'''Receptionist''': Lady you've got to be kidding! | ||
| − | + | :''[Receptionist slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later]'' | |
:'''Receptionist''': Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service. | :'''Receptionist''': Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson. | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson. |
:'''Receptionist''': Did your wife just call a second ago? | :'''Receptionist''': Did your wife just call a second ago? | ||
:'''Homer''': No, I said Samson, not Simpson. | :'''Homer''': No, I said Samson, not Simpson. | ||
:'''Receptionist''': Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father. | :'''Receptionist''': Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': ''[angrily]'' D'oh! Actually the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family. |
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:'''Moe''': Phone call for Al. Al Caholic. Is there an Al Caholic here? | :'''Moe''': Phone call for Al. Al Caholic. Is there an Al Caholic here? | ||
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| − | + | :''[Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the "Baby-sitter Bandit" on the news.]'' | |
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:'''Homer''': Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright. | :'''Homer''': Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright. | ||
:'''Marge''': Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right. | :'''Marge''': Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right. | ||
{{Season 1 Q}} | {{Season 1 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 15:41, August 21, 2010
- [Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern]
- Moe: Moe's Tavern.
- Bart: Is Oliver there?
- Moe: Who?
- Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
- Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!
- [Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter. Marge picks up the phone]
- Moe: Listen, you nosey bum. If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
- Marge: Goodness! Must be a crossed wire.
- [Marge picks up the phone again and dials the babysitting service]
- Receptionist: Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service.
- Marge: This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.
- Receptionist: Wait a minute. The Simpsons?
- [Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie, with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.]
- Receptionist: Lady you've got to be kidding!
- [Receptionist slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later]
- Receptionist: Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service.
- Homer: Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson.
- Receptionist: Did your wife just call a second ago?
- Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.
- Receptionist: Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father.
- Homer: [angrily] D'oh! Actually the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
- Moe: Phone call for Al. Al Caholic. Is there an Al Caholic here?
- [Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the "Baby-sitter Bandit" on the news.]
- Homer: Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.
- Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
