Difference between revisions of "Maggie's Bedtime Story/Quotes"

{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[narration]'' Once in a land of fields and springs, in a terrace evergreen, there lived a [[Homer Simpson|very lonely king]] who hoped to find a queen. He came upon a mighty glade and vowed to search it all, when his heart was won by a peasant maid with hair three stories tall. He slew the mighty [[Patty Bouvier|Sister]]-[[Selma Bouvier|Beast]] and away the couple ran... he ate enough at the wedding feast to kill a normal man! And soon, the castle was filled with joy and the sound of tiny feet, most pranks were blamed upon [[Bart Simpson|the boy]] ([[Lisa Simpson|the princess]] was too sweet). The family all had happy souls and did their royal duty, but they knew they would not be whole...