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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I’m going to get my pills. Anyone need anything?
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I'm going to get my pills. Anyone need anything?
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, unh…
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, unh...
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hmmm…
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hmmm...
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Gee, I…
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Gee, I...
{{qf|Grampa}} Dadburn it! You think I’m too old to do a simple task?
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{{qf|Grampa}} Dadburn it! You think I'm too old to do a simple task?
 
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{{qf|Grampa}} I’ll teach them who’s capable! I’ll get them so many protractors… and pipers… and... Who am I?
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{{qf|Grampa}} I'll teach them who's capable! I'll get them so many protractors... and pipers... and... Who am I?
 
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Remember, it’s very important to wait an hour after the blue pill before taking the green!
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Remember, it's very important to wait an hour after the blue pill before taking the green!
 
{{qf|Grampa}} Nuts to that!
 
{{qf|Grampa}} Nuts to that!
 
:''[5 minutes later]''
 
:''[5 minutes later]''
 
{{qf|Grampa}} Ahhhhh! The mailbox wants to have my baby!
 
{{qf|Grampa}} Ahhhhh! The mailbox wants to have my baby!
 
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{{qf|Grampa}} You all think I’m an idiot. Well, I had a tough day, tougher than you’ll ever have! But you know what? I got your stupid diapers!
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{{qf|Grampa}} You all think I'm an idiot. Well, I had a tough day, tougher than you'll ever have! But you know what? I got your stupid diapers!
 
{{qf|Marge}} Where are they?
 
{{qf|Marge}} Where are they?
{{qf|Grampa}} I’m wearing them?
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{{qf|Grampa}} I'm wearing them?
  
 
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]
 
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]

Latest revision as of 13:27, April 26, 2026



Grampa: I'm going to get my pills. Anyone need anything?
Homer: Well, unh...
Marge: Hmmm...
Lisa: Gee, I...
Grampa: Dadburn it! You think I'm too old to do a simple task?

Grampa: I'll teach them who's capable! I'll get them so many protractors... and pipers... and... Who am I?

Dr. Hibbert: Remember, it's very important to wait an hour after the blue pill before taking the green!
Grampa: Nuts to that!
[5 minutes later]
Grampa: Ahhhhh! The mailbox wants to have my baby!

Grampa: You all think I'm an idiot. Well, I had a tough day, tougher than you'll ever have! But you know what? I got your stupid diapers!
Marge: Where are they?
Grampa: I'm wearing them?