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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Remember, men--- cleanliness is next to laziness! Ahhh, Sunday. The day of rest after a hard week of clockwatching and horseplay at work. The only possible thing that could run it is....
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Remember, men—cleanliness is next to laziness!
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{{qf|Homer}} Ahhh, Sunday. The day of rest after a hard week of clockwatching and horseplay at work. The only possible thing that could ruin it is...
 
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey! Can you please take out the trash?
 
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey! Can you please take out the trash?
{{qf|Sound}} Whooosh!
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{{qf|Homer}} If I didn't hear it, I don't have to do it. Careful... Careful...
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{{qf|Homer}} If I didn't hear it, I don't have to do it.
{{qf|Cow}} ?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[HUFF] [HUFF]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Heh. Marge'll never find me after all that!
{{qf|Sound}} Slosh! Slosh!
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{{qf|Marge}} ...Just take out the trash, Homer.
{{qf|Homer}} Must... Knore... Powerful... Stench... Heh, Marge never find me after all that!
 
{{qf|Marge}} ...just take out the trash, Homer!
 
 
{{qf|Homer}} Aw... how do you always find me?
 
{{qf|Homer}} Aw... how do you always find me?
{{qf|Marge}} Easy, you always end up at Moe's
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{{qf|Marge}} Easy. You always end up at [[Moe's]].
 
{{qf|Homer}} But they have pickled eggs! Pickled eggs, Marge!
 
{{qf|Homer}} But they have pickled eggs! Pickled eggs, Marge!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 10:11, April 23, 2026



Homer: Remember, men—cleanliness is next to laziness!

Homer: Ahhh, Sunday. The day of rest after a hard week of clockwatching and horseplay at work. The only possible thing that could ruin it is...
Marge: Homey! Can you please take out the trash?

Homer: If I didn't hear it, I don't have to do it.

Homer: Heh. Marge'll never find me after all that!
Marge: ...Just take out the trash, Homer.
Homer: Aw... how do you always find me?
Marge: Easy. You always end up at Moe's.
Homer: But they have pickled eggs! Pickled eggs, Marge!