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'''Greg''' is a professor of Gender Criticism at {{W|New York University}} and the counselor for [[Man Camp]] and [[Boys Camp]].
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'''''Tanks of the Third Reich''''' is a military history book about tanks used by [[Germany]] during [[World War II]].
  
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Many of the men and boys of [[Springfield]] went to Man Camp and Boys Camp after [[Amazon Alexa]] recommended they all go. Greg was the counselor there, and he told everyone that the American male was in crisis. He then said he would help them explore their feelings. Greg then took the men to their first lesson, learning to talk politely to women. After the lesson, he asked [[Homer]] to give him a hug but was disappointed in his attempt.
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[[Marge]] and [[Homer]] noticed the spice fading from their love life, so they went to [[Books! Books! And Additional Books!]] to find a book that could improve their marriage. At the store, Marge and Homer looked in the "Marital Relations" section, while [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] shopped on their own.
  
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Greg took the men who needed the most work to [[Pussy Willows]], a remedial camp for men. There, he had them trained by [[Coach Krupt]]. At the Boys Camp, Greg lectured the children on their reliance on phones. When [[Dolph]] tried to throw a water balloon at Greg, Greg caught it and threw it back at Dolph. [[Nelson]] then tried to give Greg a wedgie, but Greg turned it around and gave Nelson a wedgie instead. [[Bart]] then tried to give Greg attitude, but Greg just took his phone and threw it into the stream. Greg then answered a phone call from his mother, who wanted to talk to him about buying things with the money he sent her...
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When the kids returned from their shopping, Marge and Homer were embarrassed to be caught looking at books about sex. They quickly grabbed other books at random so they could pretend they were looking at something else, and Marge ended up with a copy of ''Tanks of the Third Reich''. When Bart asked what Marge and Homer were looking at, Marge covered herself awkwardly, but reasonably well, replying, "Ummm ... I'm just reading up on ... artillery", as she glanced at the cover to see what the book was about. Homer, however, didn't fare as well and was shocked into screaming by the copy of ''[[Mapplethorpe]]'' he picked up...
  
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Tanks of the Third Reich is a military history book about tanks used by Germany during World War II.

Marge and Homer noticed the spice fading from their love life, so they went to Books! Books! And Additional Books! to find a book that could improve their marriage. At the store, Marge and Homer looked in the "Marital Relations" section, while Bart and Lisa shopped on their own.

When the kids returned from their shopping, Marge and Homer were embarrassed to be caught looking at books about sex. They quickly grabbed other books at random so they could pretend they were looking at something else, and Marge ended up with a copy of Tanks of the Third Reich. When Bart asked what Marge and Homer were looking at, Marge covered herself awkwardly, but reasonably well, replying, "Ummm ... I'm just reading up on ... artillery", as she glanced at the cover to see what the book was about. Homer, however, didn't fare as well and was shocked into screaming by the copy of Mapplethorpe he picked up...

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