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Latest revision as of 11:19, January 3, 2026


Holy War Throwdown
Tapped Out MMA Jesus Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIV
Required characters: MMA Jesus
Optional characters: Jesus Christ
Internal name(s): HolyWarThrowdown
ID(s): 273055 - 273058


Holy War Throwdown is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV content update. It requires MMA Jesus to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark
MMA Jesus - Happy What a beautiful sunrise! Time to get up and make a difference.
Jesus Christ - Annoyed Uggh What's the point of being the Son of God if you can't sleep in?
MMA Jesus - Confused Don't you have a full day of saving people?
Jesus Christ - Sad You go for me. I'm working on a vicious water-to-wine hangover here.
MMA Jesus - Happy Great idea! I can train AND bless sinners!
Task: "Make MMA Jesus Train and Bless". The job takes 4 hours.
If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Christ Sleep In". The job takes place at The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Swing Set, Heaven, First Church of Springfield, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
MMA Jesus Good morning, Marge! You look as lovely as your roses today.
Marge - Happy Thank you, MMA Jesus!
MMA Jesus Martin! Don't forget those wrestling moves I taught you for the bullies.
Martin Merci beaucoup, MMA Jesus! You've taken me from half nelson to a full Nelson Muntz!
MMA Jesus - Happy Blessed Ned Flanders! Still turning the other cheek?
Ned - Happy Turned it so many times I'm prayin' for more cheeks, MMA Jesus!
Lisa - Confused Mr. Flanders, you're okay with a mixed martial fighter as your lord?
Ned - Happy The doctrinal conflict in having a violent Jesus is a little weird, but who better to put the devil in a choke hold until he cries "uncle"?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark
Jesus Christ You guys are renovating the church? What was wrong with the old church?
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty Oh wow...hey old Jesus... Didn't think you'd be here.
MMA Jesus Helen, where can I throw this lame, old Jesus junk—oops! AWK-ward.
Jesus Christ - Sad You're throwing me out? Just like that?!
MMA Jesus - Happy No problem. There are plenty of other churches in Springfield.
Helen Lovejoy - Sad No, sorry. We're it for houses of the Lord.
Task: "Make MMA Jesus Help Out at Church". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Christ Sulk in the Cry Room". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark
Jesus Christ - Angry I'm not going to stand for being the "lame" Jesus because of some ripped Jesus-come-lately version of me!
Jesus Christ - Annoyed I'll train to beat you in the octagon! There's a biceps and "six-pack" in me somewhere!
MMA Jesus People don't bow down to me because I'm the toughest savior in the universe, they do it because I'm nice.
MMA Jesus - Annoyed Besides, you created MMA Me because you were too lazy to do the work!
Jesus Christ - Annoyed That's it! Start the Rocky training music now! It. Is. On!
Ned - Sad I'm so confused. Which Jesus do I root for?
Task: "Make MMA Jesus Train and Bless Some More". The job takes 4 hours.
If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Christ Watch MMA Videos to "Train"". The job takes place at The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Swing Set, Heaven, First Church of Springfield, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark
MMA Jesus - Confused You don't look like you trained at all.
Jesus Christ - Happy Don't have to. As the party issuing the challenge, I choose the arena of combat!
MMA Jesus - Annoyed Fine, doughy-Jesus. So where are we doing this?
Jesus Christ - Happy Right here at this swimming pool! I can walk on water, so I can't lose. HA!
MMA Jesus - Annoyed Dude, I'm also Jesus. I can walk on water too.
Jesus Christ - Surprised Ah, sh*#!
MMA Jesus - Confused Uh, Jesus...you mean "shoot," right?
If Jesus Christ is not owned: Task: "Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown". The job takes 4 hours.
If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown". The job requires Jesus Christ, and takes 4 hours.
Jesus Christ - Surprised *taps out* I give! Uncle! Virgin Mary! Whatever!
MMA Jesus - Annoyed Come on, man, I'm only holding onto your robe.
Jesus Christ - Sad But the material scratches!
MMA Jesus How about you just be the milquetoast Jesus who gets his feet washed by sinners and appears on random tortillas, and I'll handle all the amazing miracles.
Jesus Christ - Happy I'd be good with that.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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