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{{quote2|Oh, I'm the worst. I make people sad. I should die and they should donate my body to a crappy medical school where they study my brain for why I suck at buying gifts.|[[Homer Simpson]]|O C'mon All Ye Faithful}}
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{{quote2|Son, a woman is a lot like, uh... ... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds... they make ice and ... Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer! They smell good -- they look good -- you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!|[[Homer Simpson]]|New Kid on the Block}}
 
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"Son, a woman is a lot like, uh... ... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds... they make ice and ... Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer! They smell good -- they look good -- you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!"
Homer Simpson[src]

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