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Not to be confused with 'Zerz.

'Zertz

Location Information

Town:	Springfield
State:	Springfield's state
Country:	USA
Use:	Restaurant
Employees:	Squeaky-Voiced Teen
First appearance:	"Covercraft"

'Zertz is an all-dessert restaurant in Springfield.

History[edit]

The Simpson family drove past it when they were looking for Mattress King.^[1]

Non-canon[edit]

The contents of this article or section are based on a deleted scene found in one of the DVD boxsets. It is considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened/existed in-universe.

During the open night mic at 'Zertz, Homer performed using a bass guitar. Lisa introduced him as the original "Ace of Bass". While playing, his name instead said "Homer Simpson, Ass of Bass". Bart and Lisa, as well as customers, all laughed at this. After failing to pull his name down, his trousers fell down.^[2]

Appearances[edit]

Episode – "Covercraft" (deleted scene)
Episode – "King Leer"

References[edit]

↑ "King Leer"
↑ "Covercraft"

Restaurants

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¡Ay Carumba! Mexican Restaurant • Bob's Big Poi • Brunchausen by Loxy • Cap'n Reno's Creamed Seafood Steam Table Restaraunt • Churrascarias • Clam-Elot Sea-Food • Cora's Diner • Flickey's • The Frying Dutchman • Griddler on the Roof • Haile Delicious Ethiopian Food • The Happy Sumo • Jazzy Goodtime's • Just Jello Mold • Kentucky Steamed Chickpeas • Khlav Kalash • Luigi's Pizza Playland • Martian Farms Ice Cream • Municipal House of Pancakes • No Hard Fillings House of Pies • P. Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smörg • Le Petite Appétit • Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor • Pinkbeardy Yogurt • The Rusty Barnacle • The Seething Sisters • Skip's Diner • Skobo's • Sloppy Joes • Smoke on the Water • The Spaghetti Laboratory • Springfield Diner • Springfield Pizza Kitchen • Springfield Pub & Brewery • Springfield Dinner Theater • Springfield Tapas • Sprubway • Tapioca on Tap • The Texas Cheesecake Depository • Tofu Bell • Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag • Wall E. Weasel's • Wes Doobner's World Famous Family Style Rib Huts

view • talk • edit • past Fast food
4D Pretzels • Apop's Chok'Lit Squishee Shoppe • Arby's • Arrrby's • Beer Battered Chicken • Berger's Burgers • Big T Burgers & Fries • Bob's Big Buddha • Bob's Big Soy • Bob's Burgers • The Brown Burrito • Burger King • Burger Plate • Burgers n' Fries • By the Slice • Captain Corndog's Schnitzel Palace • Championship Pizza • Chef Wong's • Chick Korea Fried Chicken • Chili Blasters • Chuck Kim Cheese • Church's Chicken • Crêperie • Dead Lobster • Del Taco • Der Krazy Kraut • Deuce's Caboose Chili Dogs • Der Homerschnitzel • Dim Willie's • Drive-Up Dogs • Duke's Pizza • El Pollo Homo • FaceStuffers • Fatso Bell • Fish 'n' Chips • Fish N' Fries • Foot-Long Wieners • Fried Chicken • Future Arby's • Gabbo Burger • Garbage Wings • General Chang's Taco Italiano • Glen's Pizza • Greasy Joe's Bottomless Bar-B-Q Pit • Gulp 'N' Blow • Hamburger Heaven • Heisenberger and Fries • Homer Burgers • Homer King • In 'N' Out Burger • IRS Burger • Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria • John Bull's Fish & Chips • Judi Dench's Fish & Chips • Kentucky Fried Panda • Kentucky Fried Simpson • KFC • Krusty Burger • Krusty Fried Chicken • The Krusty Krabby Burger • Lisa Burgers • Luigi JRs • Luigi's Pizza • Luigi's Pizza & Ramen • McDonald's • Mickey Mao's • Original Famous Ray's • The Original Frenchie's • Out-of-Place Chinese Restaurant • The Pan-Fried Dragon • Panda Extinct • Participation Pizza • The Picky Vegan • Pizza Bucket • Pizza Hut • Pizza in a Pill • Pizza on a Stick • Pizza Palace • Pizza Palpitation • Pizza Place • Pizzeria Cheapo • Planet Hut • Plumpy's Sandwich Shop • Ray's House of Beaks • Razzle Dazzle's Pizza-Tainment Palace • Sbarro of Tomorrow • Shakespeare's Fried Chicken • Snack Shack • Soy Dog on a Stick • Steamed Hams • Taco Belfast • Taco Pronto • Taco Shell • Tacomat • Utica Wild Thighs • The Venison Hut • Vesuvius Pizza • We Have Restrooms! • Wendy's • Winners' Pizza • Worth-A-Try Burger • X-Cell-Ent Burger • You Thai Now • Zesty's • Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade

view • talk • edit • past Fine dining
Amoré • Asia de Cuba • Chez 'Zerz • Chez Nous • Chez Paree • The Cloth Napkin • El Chemistri • The Enchanted Snail • Fancy's Pizzeria • The Fifth Helping • The Gilded Truffle • Giuseppe's • The Golden Gimlet • Gusteau's • Itchy's • Le Snotterie • The Loin King • Luigi's • Luigi's Restaurant • Madame Chao's • Morton's • The Pallid Oxen • The Pimento Grove • Pudding on the Ritz • Ruth's Chris's Sal's Bob's Ruth's Steak House • The Singing Sirloin • Springfield Sardi's • The Spruce Caboose • Ugli • Yumí Ristorante • The Zesty Fork

view • talk • edit • past Themed
Americatown • Bard Lad • A Batter Place • Brown Derby • Buffet Island • Cafe de Mexico • Chuck Dukewagon's • Dessert Island • Greaser's Cafe • Hard Rock Cafe • Laramie Cigarettes Smokehouse Grill • Luftwaffles • Magic Palace • Malucious Krub's Delicious Grub • Nitrogen-Cooled Pasta • P.F. Thong's • Pasta La Vista, Baby • Planet Hype • Sha-Boom Ka-Boom! Cafe • The Sip 'N' Spin Lounge • The Slaughterhouse • T.G.I. McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery • Taj Meatball • Tavern on the Scream • Up, Up and Buffet!

view • talk • edit • past Other
Age of Heros • The Anchor Bar • Antoine's Restaurant • Arnaud's • Bait 'N' Brew • Bevi Seafood Co • Black Heroes Gyros • Brennan's • Brunch Drunk Love • The Buzzing Sign Diner • Cabana • Cap'n Crabs • Capitol City Deli • Cajun Seafood • Chinese Smorgasbord • Cochon • Commander's Palace Restaurant • Coop's Place • Court of the Two Sisters • Courtyard by Greg • Crabby Jack's • Crouching Panda Hidden Egg Roll • Dalessandro's Steaks • Das Food • Deli • DiMartino's • Diner • Diner • Donuts • Doodles • Dooky Chase's Restaurant • Elvis Pretzel • Emeril's • Famous Deli No One Likes • Flaming Pete's • Frankie & Johnny's • Gene's Po-Boy • Geno's Steaks • Gluten-Free Guy • Hangover Hamlet • Happy Cuckoo Schnitzel Haus • Hero Sandwich Shop • The Hokey Poke • Hooters • Hop-A-Long's • The House of Seven Bagels • The Hungry Hun • Ice Cream Parlor • In 'n' Out • Irv's Non-Canonical Diner • Izzy's Deli • Jack's Diner • Joe's Diner • Johnny's Po-Boy Restaurant • K-Paul's Louisiana Kitchen • Katie's • Klondike Jack's Flapjackery • Lard Lad Donuts • Latter Days Inn • The Lava Cake Manufactory • Lean Lad • Lee's • The Lentil Institution • Like Pinkberry, But Fish • The Live Free or Diner • Lobster Lad • Loretta's • Lovely Ladies Cigar Lounge • Low-Fat Lad • The Lox Box • Mahony's Po-Boy Shop • Mars Land Donuts • Mort's Deli • Mr. Steak • Mulate's • Mussel & Flanks • 'Nuffing but British Food • The Off Off Broadway Deli • The Old Bacon-Fudge Hut • Overpass Diner • Palm Court • Parasol's • Parkway Bakery and Tavern • Pat's King of Steaks • The Penny Loafer • Poke House • Poke Mon Jamaican Poke • Pokey Place • The Praline Connection • Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery • Ramen Coma • Romantic Foodstuff • Russo & Flank Grill • Ruthie's Diner • Salty's • Salvador's Deli • Sam's Smoke Shack • Shamrock Spice • Skyline Chili • The Slobic Diner • Smashed Human Brains • Splitsville • Spuds Irish Cuisine • Squid Pagoda • Streami's • Sushi Yes • Tacos Omeyocan • The Tahiti-ery • Taj-Mah-All-You-Can-Eat • Taste of China • The Timberlog Diner • Top of the Staircase Grill • Tracey's • Two Guys from Kabul • Vegan Lad • Walnut St Deli • World's Largest Drive-Thru, Eat-Thru Donut • Yogurt Nook • Yukki's Grossfud • Yummy's Donuts

Locations in Springfield

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The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop • The Frying Dutchman • The Gilded Truffle • Herman's Military Antiques • Jake's Unisex Barbershop • Luigi's • King Toot's Music Store • Krusty Burger • Kwik-E-Mart • Lard Lad Donuts • Moe's Tavern • Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor • Springfield Grocery Store • Springfield Mall (The Leftorium)

view • talk • edit • past Residential
19 Fish Smell Drive • 740 Evergreen Terrace • 742 Evergreen Terrace • 744 Evergreen Terrace • Apu's apartment • Barney's apartment • Burns' manor • Frink's house • Hans Moleman's house • Krapabbel apartment • Quimbebunkport Estates • Schtickfair • Skinner's house • Smithers' apartment • Spinster City Apartments • Springfield Retirement Castle • Van Houten house • Wiggum house

view • talk • edit • past Public
Aztec Theater • Barney's Bowlarama • Channel 6 Studios • Costington's • Department of Motor Vehicles • Duff Brewery • First Bank of Springfield • First Church of Springfield • Krustylu Studios • Legitimate Businessman's Social Club • Noiseland Arcade • Sleep-Eazy Motel • Springfield Cemetery • Springfield Convention Center • Springfield Downs • Springfield Drive-In • Springfield Elementary School • Springfield General Hospital • Springfield Glen Country Club • Springfield Googolplex Theatres • Springfield International Airport • Springfield Library • Springfield Nuclear Power Plant • Springfield Museum of Natural History • Springfield Public Library • Springfield Squidport • Springfield Tire Yard • Springfield Town Hall • Springfield Town Square • Springfield War Memorial Stadium • Springfield Zoo • Statue of Jebediah Springfield • Try-N-Save • Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn

view • talk • edit • past Crime and Punishment
Springfield County Court House • Springfield Penitentiary • Springfield State Prison • Springfield Police Station

view • talk • edit • past Natural landmarks
Lake Springfield • Mt. Springfield • Springfield Badlands • Springfield Beach • Springfield Gorge • Springfield Mountains • Springfield National Forest

[1] "King Leer"

[2] "Covercraft"

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