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The Cranky Man Can

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Whacking Day 2013 Requirement(s): Adult Education Annex Required characters: Lugash Internal name(s): TheCrankyManCan ID(s): 1280 - 1282

The Cranky Man Can is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Whacking Day 2013 content update. It requires Lugash to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark Little girls all fail! Failure girls don't deserve love! I take your pets. Learn to be good at gymnastics or never see fluffy friends again. Task: "Make Lugash Confiscate Student Pets". The job takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark Lugash is great! If childs are not great, it is because they don't have enough Lugash. I break all of you like piñata. Then out shall fall the candy of success. Task: "Make Lugash Intimidate Children". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark You should not fear Lugash. You should only fear dying surround by only family and loved ones and no medals to prove you are not worthless. But for now... YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS! ... I am sorry, children. Lugash must go to anger management class. WORTHLESS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS! I HATE IT SO MUCH! Task: "Reach Level 27 and Build the Adult Education Annex". Task: "Make Lugash Attend Anger Management". The job takes place at the Adult Education Annex and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the song "The Candy Man" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.