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{{TB|How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!}}
 
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{{TB|Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite saxophonin' spot?! But that bridge represents all things jazz in Springfield.}}
 
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{{TB|Our only hope is raising enough money to fix the bridge…and to bribe the mayor.}}
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{{TB|Oh, didn't you hear? Your old man is getting the band back together. We are what happens when jazz meets funk, then ditches funk for ROCK!}}
 
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{{TB|You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig…}}
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{{TB|Oh, yeah…but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so…}}
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{{TB|Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.}}
 
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{{TB|Okay…well, I'm going to go off by myself and find some people in town who appreciate jazz.}}
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{{TB|Let us know when you've given up.}}
 
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{{TB|Even my Dad is booing me… Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. {{*}}plays saxophone{{*}}}}
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{{TB|Even my Dad is booing me... Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. {{*}}plays saxophone{{*}}}}
 
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{{TB|Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.}}
 
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{{TB|Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:30, March 13, 2025


Song and Dance
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: All This Jazz
Required characters: Lisa, Tic Tock Simpson
Optional characters: Skinny Palmer, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): Burning Bridges
Next quest(s): When the Moon Hits Your Eye

Song and Dance is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All This Jazz content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Burning Bridges
Lisa Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but...
Skinny Palmer How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!
Marbles Le Marquez - Sad The Skinny Palmer Trio hasn't been the same since we lost Tic Tock. Now we're just the *sobbing* Skinny Palmer Duo.
Lisa - Deadpan I don't care if you're a duo or trio or even an ensemble! They're tearing down Springfield Memorial Bridge to build a CostMo!
Marbles Le Marquez - Surprised Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite saxophonin' spot?! But that bridge represents all things jazz in Springfield.
Lisa - Deadpan Our only hope is raising enough money to fix the bridge...and to bribe the mayor.
Skinny Palmer How much are we talkin'?
Lisa Well, a "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" could do the trick.
Marbles Le Marquez You find the venue, and we'll provide the music.
Lisa - Happy I feel like the third member of the trio!
Skinny Palmer - Happy Well, give us some saxophone, then.
Lisa - Play Sax *plays saxophone*
Marbles Le Marquez - Annoyed Maybe next year.
Task: "Collect Vinyl Records" (x125).
Task: "Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert". The job takes place at Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Happy Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!
Lisa - Curious Who are you talking to?
Homer - Proud Oh, didn't you hear? Your old man is getting the band back together. We are what happens when jazz meets funk, then ditches funk for ROCK!
Homer You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...
Lisa - Deadpan Oh, yeah...but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...
Homer Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.
Lisa - Annoyed Ugh, your weird Dad-band can't play.
Homer - Cautious What about during sound check?
Lisa - Nagging Fine.
Homer - Woo Hoo Woo-hoo!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Groovetone Records

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Skinny Palmer Lisa, this venue is the size of two Superdomes. You realize that the jazz community in Springfield is extremely small.
Skinny Palmer - Sad Since Tic Tock left, our fan base probably couldn't fill a garage, let alone this.
Marbles Le Marquez Two car or four car garage?
Skinny Palmer When someone says "garage", you imagine a four car garage? Check your privilege.
Lisa - Thoughtful Fine, we'll just have the concert at Jazzy Goodtime's. But even then, how am I going to get enough fans to buy tickets?
Skinny Palmer Marbles, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Marbles Le Marquez - Happy I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm excited!
Skinny Palmer - Happy I'm thinking that promoting the concert is not our problem!
Marbles Le Marquez - Happy *low fiving* Outta sight!
Skinny Palmer - Happy Groovay, groovay!
Lisa - Annoyed Okay...well, I'm going to go off by myself and find some people in town who appreciate jazz.
Marbles Le Marquez Let us know when you've given up.
Lisa - Angry I liked them better when they were a trio.
Task: "Collect Vinyl Records" (x125).
Task: "Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Skinny Palmer is owned: Task: "Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Play Sax *playing saxophone*
Lisa - Embarrassed Jazz lovers of Springfield! I hope you are enjoying these cool jazz stylings. If you'd like to hear more, come to the "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" this Friday night!
Agnes - Annoyed I'd rather read the YA vampire book my son's writing!
Skinner - Happy Really? I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Agnes - Angry Does it end with the heartthrob vampire teaming up with the humans to take on all the "evil" vampires?
Skinner - Nervous *gulps* Am I that predictable?
Lisa - Sad Ugh, at this rate, no one's going to buy a ticket.
Lisa - Embarrassed All right, my next song is "Fly Me to The Moon". *plays saxophone*
Homer - Annoyed Boo! I'm trying to have a nice day out with my family and your jazz-noise is ruining it!
Lisa - Confused Even my Dad is booing me... Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. *plays saxophone*
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed Save it for KJAZZ!
Lisa *getting idea* KJAZZ, that's it!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Marbles Le Marquez

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Hans Moleman This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.
Hans Moleman Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".
Hans Moleman Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?
Lisa - Happy That's right! We're raising money for—
Skinny Palmer Lisa, I've got this one...
Skinny Palmer Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.
Lisa Yeah and it's all to benefit—
Skinny Palmer They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.
Hans Moleman Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!
Hans Moleman We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.
Task: "Collect Vinyl Records" (x125).
Task: "Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ". The job takes place at KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Skinny Palmer is owned: Task: "Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ". The job takes place at KJAZZ and takes 2 hours.
Hans Moleman Time for some "Skat in the Hat".
Skinny Palmer Skippity bah-dop, doo-diddly bebop, doo-bopparang-a-bah-dop-dop-diddly-bepop...
Lisa - Nagging Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Hans Moleman Well, why didn't you say so?
Skinny Palmer - Annoyed Excuse me, can I finish now?
Skinny Palmer Doo-wop, bippity-bop! And I'm done.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Spotted Cat

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Lisa - Deadpan I can't believe every single person who called into the radio show asked to see Tic Tock Simpson.
Marbles Le Marquez - Annoyed Except for that one guy who just breathed heavily into the phone for a while. That was weird.
Moe - Worried No, I called about him too. Just froze up when they put me "on air".
Lisa - Confused Was Bart really that good?
Skinny Palmer He's one of the best ten-year-old drummers I've ever played with.
Lisa - Sad *sigh* I think I'm gonna regret this...
Marbles Le Marquez Regret what? Are you talking to us?
Task: "Collect Vinyl Records" (x125).
Task: "Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Nagging Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but...I need your help.
Bart You do all my chores for six months.
Lisa - Confused You don't even know what I was going to ask.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Something lame I'm sure.
Lisa - Shouting It isn't lame! It's for a good cause!
Bart - Frustrated Good cause? Make it a year of chores.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Tic Tock Simpson

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Skinny Palmer - Happy Lisa, this benefit concert is really hoppin'! I can feel the doo-woppity-bah-bops in my soul.
Marbles Le Marquez - Happy Blind Willie Witherspoon is almost done playing his set. Hoo-dog, that cat knows his way around an umbrella.
Lisa - Worried But we're almost to the end of the acts and we haven't made nearly enough money. It's time to bring in the big guns. And by guns, I mean Bart.
Lisa - Deadpan Alright, Bart. You ready to give the people what they want?
Tic Tock Simpson - Happy I'm not Bart. I'm Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson.
Lisa - Exhausted *groan*
Task: "Collect Vinyl Records" (x125).
Task: "Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want". The job takes place at Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent". The job takes place at Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Tic Tock Simpson - Happy *drum solo*
Lisa Wow, he really is good.
Sideshow Raheem - Annoyed Boo!
Lenny - Angry Boo!
Moe - Angry Boo! You suck!
Lisa - Curious Why is everyone booing? They're all specifically here for Tic Tock Simpson.
Knifey Spooney - Annoyed Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!
Lisa - Confused But...this IS Tic Tock Simpson!
Jack the Ripper - Annoyed No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!
Lisa - Shocked *gasp* That's what you were asking for?
Knifey Spooney - Annoyed *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Rod and Todd - Cheering *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Matt Groening - Happy *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Tic Tock Simpson - Curious Lisa, if I do the dance, then you have to add another year of chores!
Lisa - Worried This better work!
Tic Tock Simpson - Happy *does the dance*
Knifey Spooney - Happy Woo! Now I can empty my wallet and donate to save the bridge!
Rod and Todd - Cheering Yay! Take our entire allowances!
Ned - Suspicious You don't have allowances! I guess it is for charity though.
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed The original TikTok video was better. But since I'm here, I might as well donate!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Memorial Bridge and Lisa and Bleeding Gums Murphy's "Play the Sax on Springfield Memorial Bridge" animated job

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Browse Passive-Aggressively for Records Lisa, Bart, Homer, Marge, Comic Book Guy, Ned, Milhouse, Nelson 4h All Sales Vinyl, King Toot's, Groovetone Records, Brown House Vinyl Record5, XP45
Search People's Closets for Records Skinny Palmer Visitable Homes Vinyl Record8, XP70


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