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The Epic-Cure is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting Issue 3 Pie Man, you're seriously eating Soilant Red chocolate bars, after you know what they do to you? So slap me, I love chocolate. Yet you're not walking sideways… Fallout Boy, look! There's a bunch of crab juice cans in the garbage. Truth! I love chocolate AND crab juice. Is this what we've been looking for? Could crab juice be the miracle we need to cure Springfield? Task: "Make Fallout Boy Test His Theory". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Analyze a Crab Juice Can". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make The Collector Lament the Convenient Plot Device". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours. The crab DNA in the crab juice and the virus in the Soilant Red have… cancelled each other out! I can't believe it… My Dad's disgusting food combination has produced a cure! Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Now that we have a cure, we need to administer it. Let's sneak into Springfield Elementary and add some crab juice to all the food. I'd say crab juice would ruin cafeteria food, but I really can't say that. Task: "Make the Sequel Squad Sneak Crab Juice into Food" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours. Aw me bawheid! I musta got so blootered, I cannae remember the past few days. I too was “blootered” Willie. Fallout Boy was right. Our minds have been tampered with! Horrifying! We were a Manus and a Mersus away from becoming crabs! Dip me in butter! I'm a crudstacean! Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the task are:

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Phew! We cured quite a few people already. But there are innocent citizens still at risk of crabbing out! We need to find a place where all of Springfield buys food. A local store… Moe's Tavern? I said "store" Dad, not "bar"… Task: "Make the Sequel Squad Sabotage the Squishee Machine" (x3). The jobs take place at the Kwik-E-Mart and take 4 hours. Task: "Make the Sequel Squad Tamper with All the Food" (x5). The jobs take place at the Kwik-E-Mart and take 4 hours. What happened? The last thing I remember is sampling new Soilant Red lipstick. Then you started walking sideways and making bubbles. It was cute in a scary sort of way. I only remember eating… one… maybe two of those Soilant Red donuts. Okay, maybe ten or twelve. Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the tasks are:

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Now to save Moe's Tavern! Pie Man, I have a feeling you'll want to take that assignment. Yes! And to disguise myself, I will appear as a loud, heavy-drinking, overweight patron. That's my Dad! True. Your Dad has good qualities too… I'll get back to you on those. Task: "Make Homer Spike Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours. I usually don't like anyone spikin' my unspiked booze, but I gotta hand it to you, Homer… Yeah, you saved us all from lives of being crabs! Although I was looking forward to *BURP* passing out in the ocean. Man, I'm never touching Soilant Red products ever again. Screw Dr. Krabokov! Quest Reward: 100 and 10