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Stupor Bowl Weekend

Tapped Out Quest Information

Stupor Bowl Weekend is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Super Bowl content update.

Upon starting the update
	Lisa, come in here and pray with Daddy.
	Pray? Oh no! Dad, are you dying?
	With my lifestyle? Probably. But that's not why I'm praying. I'm praying because it's almost Sunday... Super Bowl Sunday!
	I just want the game to go off without any lockouts, blackouts, or Sum of All Fears-esque nuclear attacks.
	But all of those problems are completely avoidable or fictional. They're just created by players, owners, and TV stations to make more money.
	In fact, when you think about it, the whole Super Bowl seems about making money.
	Shut your blasphemous mouth! God loves football. How dare you question God! Now get me another beer.
	You're out of beer.
	WHY, GOD? WHY?
Task: "Make Homer Go on a Beer Run". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Lisa Investigate Super Bowl Financials". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
	Okay Lisa, put down those financial magazines and help me carry this stuff to the car. I got two cases of Duff and three cases of Duff Lite!
	That's a lot of beer. Are you having a Super Bowl party?
	Ooh, that's a good idea! Apu, get me another four cases of each.
	Also, that barrel of Duff-flavored cheese blurgs and this industrial-sized tub of Duff-brand chicken swangs.
	Cheese blurgs and chicken swangs? Is that even food?
	Of course. They're made from all-natural cardboard and organic liposuction waste.
	Mmmmm... rich lady fat.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
	This just doesn't add up – Super Bowl tickets are expensive, but don't cover team salaries.
	The ads cost a fortune, but are miniscule compared to the licensing deal. And surplus revenue falls way short of operating costs.
	What are you talking about?
	This Super Bowl is generating billions of dollars, yet somehow no one's making money from it.
	What about FOX? FOX wouldn't run something year after year if it wasn't making them money.
	So you'd think, but I'm just not seeing it. Maybe I missed something in these balance sheets.
	Awww, kids and their balance sheets.
	Now, as the consummate host, I must taste the snacks to ensure the highest quality of food for my guests.
Task: "Make Lisa Crunch the Numbers". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Homer Crunch Duff Warm Ranch Chips". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	Lisa, help! The seagulls are back -- they think I'm a beached whale. And they're not the only ones...
	Yarr, not a drip of ambergris on him.
	Dad, did you eat all the party snacks and pass out on the floor?
	Judging me isn't going to get rid of these gulls.
	Please Dad, I'm still busy tracking the Super Bowl profit stream from media ad sales through to player's salaries.
	Can you re-describe that as a famous movie quote?
	I'm following the money.
	Hmm, I haven't seen "All The President's Men". I'll have to take your word for it.
	Why don't you get up and take a shower? It smells like the sea in here, and it's not coming from the gulls.
	Probably because of all the salt I ate. Don't worry -- I know how to fix that.
Task: "Make Homer Drink Duff Beer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Request Subpoenas of NFL Tax Documents". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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