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Portfolio Pursuit

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Charity Case
Required characters:	Investo the Robot, Homer
Optional characters:	Marge, Professor Frink

Portfolio Pursuit is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Charity Case content update. It requires Investo the Robot to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Investo the Robot's exclamation mark
	Marge, look what I found on the street!
	I hope you checked it for raccoons this time!
	Greetings, I am Investo the Robot, from the planet Opportuniac, and I am here to help you achieve your financial goals.
	I assure you it's 100% raccoon free. Can you believe this was just sitting in the garbage in front of Professor Frink's house?
	Yes...
	Investo would like to impresso the importance of a well-funded IRA.
	You leave Northern Ireland out of this!
	He means our retirement account Homer. You know, the thing YOU empty every few months to pay off your tab at Moe's.
	Investo can make your portfolio grow, grow, growio!
	I think we should listen to the garbage robot on this one.
Task: "Make Investo the Robot Keep Talking About Portfolios". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Roll Her Eyes". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Listen to the Garbage Robot". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Investo the Robot's exclamation mark
	Buy! Buy! Buy!
	Alright! I'm buying!
	Sell! Sell! Sell!
	If you insist! I'm selling.
	Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!
	I don't get investing but I FEEL like I'm making a lot of money.
	Charge! Charge! Charge!
	Start investing on my credit cards? OK, if you insisto!
	No, I need to recharge. Take me on a walk to charge up my solar batteries.
	Aw, walking? This is the first piece of advice that I find questionable.
Task: "Make Homer Buy and Sell". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Investo the Robot Charge His Batteries". The job takes 4 hours.
	Good glayvin! Is that my robot, Investo?
	I think the better question is, can't a guy walk down the street without being accused of stealing another man's robot?
	Please tell me you haven't been listening to his advice? His database is from the 80's so it's mainly just cocaine and quaaludes fueled roid fests.
	You mean buying and selling every fifteen seconds isn't good investing advice?
	Don't listen to him, Homer! Listen to me. I'm invincible!
	Have you checked your investments recently, Homer?
	looks at phone Aww, Marge is gonna kill me!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Investo the Robot's exclamation mark
	Ok, Investo. It's time to go to the big metal crusher in the sky.
	All I need is an update. I can change. I can evolve. I'll be as stable as the current market.
	That might not be the best comparison. No, the best thing to do is turn you off and have you embrace the sweet darkness of death.
	Initiating "run-away" protocol! runs away
	Why did I even install that protocol?
	Sweet freedom! Nothing will ever go wrong!
Task: "Make Homer Try to Recover His Losses". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Monsarno, Hidden Research Facility, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Rethink His Protocols". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Monsarno, Hidden Research Facility, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Investo the Robot Get Mugged". The job takes 4 hours.
	Investo! There you are. How has the real world treated you?
	I've experienced the new millennium and I don't want an upgrade. I want the sweet bliss of the 80's. Things were just better then.
	Unfortunately there's no going back. You've experienced too much. But it turns out, I don't have to shut you down, I have another option — a reboot.
	Does it work?
	Almost never. But we won't stop trying!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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Buddha Homer	Dharma and Donuts
Investo the Robot	Portfolio Pursuit
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