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Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Snitchy the Weasel to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark Do I have to do another video shoot?! As our internet security mascot who rats out illegal activity, we need video updates to stay current with what people are doing online. Nothing's changed! It's changed for the worse. Take a look at this file. *reads the file* I'm gonna be sick. Why doesn't anything ever change for the better? Task: "Make Snitchy Have a Breakdown". The job takes place at ZiffCorp Office Building, ZiffCorp Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Take His Medicine and His "Medicine"". The job takes place at ZiffCorp Office Building, ZiffCorp Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Snitchy, are you okay?! Humans are terrible. How can you stand this stuff? I mix my hypertension medicine with a slug of whiskey. It dissolves thirty minutes of anything in my brain. There's not enough medicine and whiskey in the world to burn away what I just saw. I'm not doing this anymore! You can't quit! You're under contract… Uh-oh, medicine and whiskey kicking in. Where am I? What just happened? You just let me out of my contract. Have a nice day, sir. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark Now I gotta find something else to do around town. Hey Louie, did you flip the flapjacks at Frankie's flophouse? Right after I greased the wheels at Tightlips' tea party. The one with the rubber duckies and the silent canaries? Yeah, but keep it under your fedora. We don't want the big cheese turning into a hot potato. I don't understand a thing they're saying, but I want to hang with them so bad! Task: "Make Snitchy Follow Enforcers Around". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark What the hell are you? And why are you following us? I used to be a mascot for a software product that rats people out online. And to your second question: Never mind! Nobody likes a rat! I'm not a rat, I'm a weasel! Not that that's better. But I know how to keep my mouth shut and I do cute animal mascot things! *starts juggling bagels* *kicks the door open* Hands up, boys! This is a bust! Cops?! How did you find us? We cracked your "flipping the flapjacks at Frankie's flophouse" code! Hold up — is that a ferret juggling donuts? I'm a weasel juggling bagels. Still. It's really entertaining! I hope he drops a bagel toward me. Task: "Make Snitchy Juggle Bagels". The job takes place at Luigi's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Watch the Weasel". The job takes place at Luigi's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes . If any Wise Guys are owned: Task: "Make Wise Guys Sneak Out the Back" (x2). The job takes place at Luigi's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. All right, Chief, we're here with backup! Where'd the gangsters go? *eating bagel* I dunno. I was mesmerized by the weasel juggling bagels. I don't see any weasel. *chewing* And in a couple of seconds you're not going to see any bagels! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark You shoulda been there, boss! Snitchy juggled bagels and Wiggum couldn't pay attention to nothin' else. Is that what happened, Johnny? I got nothin' to add. Well, fellas, looks like we got a new mascot — Snitchy the Weasel! Not so fast, Tony! Wiggum?! We cracked your word jumble codes and it led us right to you! Now hands up! Hey, Chief! Look at this. *balances on top of a unicycle while eating a cannoli* Ammmm-azing! And the unicycle isn't bad either. Let us vamoose, boys! Task: "Make Snitchy Perform Amusing Antics". The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Be Amused by Antics". The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If any Wise Guys are owned: Task: "Make Wise Guys Flee the Scene" (x3). The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Okay Chief, backup is here. Where are the bad guys? Aw, crud! Not again, Chief! Food-based entertainment is my weakness. And that's my cue to scoot! *promptly crashes unicycle* Foiled by the worthless unicycle. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark Fat Tony's gang may have flown the coop but we caught their chicken…which happens to be a weasel! This weasel never talks, coppers! Aw, come on. Your name is Snitchy the Weasel. It's all you've known for your whole life! Snitch, Snitchy, snitch! Snitch! Snitch! Snitch! I hate my name! Stop it! Stop it! Task: "Make Snitchy Try Not to Snitch". The job takes 4 hours. Okay, I'm "jonesing" for a snitch. I'll talk! They're heading to their stash of stolen VCRs in the backroom at the Gilded Truffle! Good snitch, Snitchy. Now don't you feel better? I feel amazing! I love my lowlife life! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark We got you now, Fat Tony! And this time you don't have a hypnotic treat-juggling mascot to distract me! Snitchy the Weasel! You…you snitched on us? How do I not see these things coming? It, uh, wasn't me, boss! It was…Frankie the Squealer! What?! No! Snitchy the Snitch has become Snitchy the LIAR! Unless I did do it… Task: "Make Snitchy Frame Frankie the Squealer". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Frankie the Squealer is owned: Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Wonder If He Did It". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Make Frankie Take the Fall". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Celebrate an Actual Win". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Be Surprised They Arrested Anyone". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Boss, I swear it was Snitchy the Weasel! How can I convince you it wasn't me who squealed? Your name is Frankie the SQUEALER! I wish my parents had put more thought into naming me. Quest reward: 200 and 20