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|singers = [[Tim Heidecker]]<br>[[Eric Wareheim]]<br>[[Carmen Carter]]
 
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|characters = [[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]
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|length = '''Episode:''' 1:06<br>'''Credits:''' 0:39
 
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Davin Wood]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Matt Selman]], [[Tim Heidecker]], and [[Eric Wareheim]]
 
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'''"Bloggin' a Food Blog"''' is a song that was performed by [[Marge]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]].
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'''"Bloggin' a Food Blog"''' is a song that was performed by [[Fois Garth]], [[Amuse Bruce]] and a female singer.
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
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:We're Bloggin' a food blog, Marge and Bart and Lisa,
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:'''Female singer:'''
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:As one now, we're having fun now.
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:We're bloggin' a food blog.
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:Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names,
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:[[Marge]] and [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]],
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:Rolling into [[Korea Town|K-Town]], bibimbap and bulgogi,
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:As one now,
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:The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi,
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:We're having fun now.
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:Homemade terrines, my ducks always confit,
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:I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need,
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:I cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous vide,
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:Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names.
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:A fumatore in [[Brindisi]] Fed-Exes me salami,
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:Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami,
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:I'll be "Frank" like Bruni, "Ruthless" like Reichl, "Wiley" like Dufresne, and when I take the mike,
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:Rolling into [[Korea Town|K-Town]], bibimbap and bulgogi.
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:I'll Rhyme about radicchio, criticize {{Ch|Tom Colicchio|Colicchio}},
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:Every pub is gastro, and all my beef carpaccio,
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:Throw it in the Pho Yo ,
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:The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi.
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:And don't you call that Pho "Foe",
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:Talk about broth-squirtin' dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit.
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
 +
:I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need.
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
 +
:Cook [[Thanksgiving]] turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide.
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
 +
:A fumatore in [[Brindisi]] FedEx me salami.
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
 +
:Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami.
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
 +
:I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl.
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
 +
:Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out.
 +
 
 +
:Rhyme about radicchio,
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
 +
:Criticize {{Ch|Tom Colicchio|Colicchio}}.
 +
 
 +
:Every pub is gastro,
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
 +
:All my beef carpaccio.
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
 +
:Throw it in the pho, yo,
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
 +
:And don't you call that pho pho.
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
 +
:Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
 +
 
 +
:'''Female singer:'''
 
:We're bloggin a food blog,
 
:We're bloggin a food blog,
 
:Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.
 
:Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.
  
 
=== Credits version ===
 
=== Credits version ===
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:We're bloggin' a food blog,
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:'''Female singer:'''
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:Settin' up accounts for our users, using computers,
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:We're bloggin' a food blog.
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:Post tweets every day, yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all,
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:Settin' up accounts for our users,
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:Never give it four stars—ain't never give it four stars—maybe two, maybe three,
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:Usin' computers.
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:Moderating the comments,
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:Checkin' the page views,
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:G-G-G Duck fat—truffle oil—Yo, yo, yo,
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:Post tweets every day,
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:My food is art. My food is art—It comes right from the heart,
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:Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all.
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:Never give it four stars.
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::Ain't never give it four stars.
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:Maybe two, maybe three.
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 +
:'''Female singer:'''
 +
:Moderatin' the comments.
 +
:Checkin' the page views, page views, page views.
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
 +
:D-d-d-d duck fat.
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
 +
:Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo.
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
 +
:My food is art. My food is art.
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:It comes right from the heart.
  
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==

Revision as of 10:05, March 27, 2024

"Bloggin' a Food Blog"
Bloggin' a Food Blog.png
Song Information
Singers: Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
Carmen Carter
Characters: Fois Garth
Amuse Bruce
Female singer
Length: Episode: 1:06
Credits: 0:39
Writer(s): Music: Davin Wood
Lyrics: Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker, and Eric Wareheim
Appearance(s): "The Food Wife"

"Bloggin' a Food Blog" is a song that was performed by Fois Garth, Amuse Bruce and a female singer.

Lyrics

Female singer:
We're bloggin' a food blog.
Marge and Bart and Lisa,
As one now,
We're having fun now.
Amuse Bruce:
Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names.
Fois Garth:
Rolling into K-Town, bibimbap and bulgogi.
Amuse Bruce:
The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi.
Fois Garth:
Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit.
Amuse Bruce:
I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need.
Fois Garth:
Cook Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide.
Amuse Bruce:
A fumatore in Brindisi FedEx me salami.
Fois Garth:
Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami.
Amuse Bruce:
I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl.
Fois Garth:
Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out.
Rhyme about radicchio,
Amuse Bruce:
Criticize Colicchio.
Every pub is gastro,
Fois Garth:
All my beef carpaccio.
Amuse Bruce:
Throw it in the pho, yo,
Fois Garth:
And don't you call that pho pho.
Amuse Bruce:
Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
Female singer:
We're bloggin a food blog,
Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.

Credits version

Female singer:
We're bloggin' a food blog.
Settin' up accounts for our users,
Usin' computers.
Fois Garth:
Post tweets every day,
Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all.
Amuse Bruce:
Never give it four stars.
Ain't never give it four stars.
Maybe two, maybe three.
Female singer:
Moderatin' the comments.
Checkin' the page views, page views, page views.
Fois Garth:
D-d-d-d duck fat.
Amuse Bruce:
Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo.
Fois Garth:
My food is art. My food is art.
It comes right from the heart.

Behind the Laughter

The song was performed by guest stars Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim and Carmen Carter. The song pays homage to "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.[1]

It was composed by Davin Wood with lyrics by Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim.

Appearances

References

  1. ↑ NewTimes Blogs


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