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:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': ''[discovering [[Bart]]'s hymn prank]'' "Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll!" | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': ''[discovering [[Bart]]'s hymn prank]'' "Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll!" | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[saying Grace]'' "May God have mercy on my '''soul''', and [[Homer|Dad]]'s '''soul''', and [[Marge|Mom]]'s '''soul''', and [[Maggie]]'s '''soul''', and everybody else's '''soul'''." |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[saying Grace]'' "May God have mercy on my '''soul''', and [[Homer|Dad]]'s '''soul''', and [[Marge|Mom]]'s '''soul''', and [[Maggie]]'s '''soul''', and everybody else's '''soul'''." | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />:'''[[Bart]]''': "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or [[Michael Jackson]]." (See [[Bart Sells His Soul/References|References]] for explanation.) |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or [[Michael Jackson]]." (See [[Bart Sells His Soul/References|References]] for explanation.) | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[praying]'' "Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson. I know I never paid attention at church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now. I'm...afraid. I'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul and I don't know what they're doing to it! I just want it back. Please? ''[starts crying]'' Oh, I hope you can hear this." ''[Bart's "soul paper" floats down from above]'' |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''[praying]'' "Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson. I know I never paid attention at church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now. I'm...afraid. I'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul and I don't know what they're doing to it! I just want it back. Please? ''[starts crying]'' Oh, I hope you can hear this." ''[Bart's soul floats down from above]'' | ||
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Revision as of 11:15, April 27, 2010
- Reverend Lovejoy: [discovering Bart's hymn prank] "Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll!"
:Lisa: [saying Grace] "May God have mercy on my soul, and Dad's soul, and Mom's soul, and Maggie's soul, and everybody else's soul."
:Bart: "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson." (See References for explanation.)
:Bart: [praying] "Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson. I know I never paid attention at church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now. I'm...afraid. I'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul and I don't know what they're doing to it! I just want it back. Please? [starts crying] Oh, I hope you can hear this." [Bart's "soul paper" floats down from above]
