Difference between revisions of "Burns, Baby Burns/Quotes"
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:''After learning the train has been delayed in Waynesport'' | :''After learning the train has been delayed in Waynesport'' | ||
| − | : | + | :Old Man: Hmm, this could take a good while. ''Opens crystal bottle of brandy'' Smithers, how about you get drunk and prance around for my amusement? |
| − | : | + | :Assistant: I will be a one-man conga line, sir. |
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| − | : | + | :Man: "Wow, this guy is loaded. I mean sheesh. I've never seen a guy with a walk-in mailbox. I mean he's rich. Hey, who am I talking to?" |
| − | :'' | + | :''The man rings doorbell of Burns residence.The greedy old man answers'' |
| − | + | ''' Old Man''': Who are you? How dare you interrupt my lime rickey! | |
| − | : | + | :Man: I...uh...am... |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man:'''{interrupting curtly}: You are what?! Selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales? Keen on Jesus? Out with it! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Man''': Mr. Burns, I am your son! |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man''': Something is not right about Larry's upbringing. Send for the boys of Yale at once! |
| − | :'' | + | :''The old man's office. Two admissions officers from Yale are by his desk'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man''': Well, how did the interview go? |
:'''Male Admissions Officer''': Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto ought to be "Semper Fudge". Afterwards he told me to "relax" and "forget about it". | :'''Male Admissions Officer''': Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto ought to be "Semper Fudge". Afterwards he told me to "relax" and "forget about it". | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man''': OK, OK. How were his test scores? |
:'''Female Admissions Officer''': Let me put it this way. Larry spelled Yale with a 6. | :'''Female Admissions Officer''': Let me put it this way. Larry spelled Yale with a 6. | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''The old man, in a not-to-subtle moves, opens his checkbook'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man''': Oh, I almost forgot, it is time for your annual contribution. How much should I give? |
:'''Male Admissions Officer''': Let us see. A score of 400 would require new football uniforms. A score of 300 would require a new dormitory. | :'''Male Admissions Officer''': Let us see. A score of 400 would require new football uniforms. A score of 300 would require a new dormitory. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man''': And in Larry's case? |
:'''Male Admissions Officer''': A new international airport. | :'''Male Admissions Officer''': A new international airport. | ||
:'''Female Admissions Officer''': Yale could use an international airport, Mr. Burns. | :'''Female Admissions Officer''': Yale could use an international airport, Mr. Burns. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Old Man''': Blast you! I am not made of airports! Get out! |
{{Season 8 Q}} | {{Season 8 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 04:20, July 25, 2010
- After learning the train has been delayed in Waynesport
- Old Man: Hmm, this could take a good while. Opens crystal bottle of brandy Smithers, how about you get drunk and prance around for my amusement?
- Assistant: I will be a one-man conga line, sir.
- Man: "Wow, this guy is loaded. I mean sheesh. I've never seen a guy with a walk-in mailbox. I mean he's rich. Hey, who am I talking to?"
- The man rings doorbell of Burns residence.The greedy old man answers
Old Man: Who are you? How dare you interrupt my lime rickey!
- Man: I...uh...am...
- Old Man:{interrupting curtly}: You are what?! Selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales? Keen on Jesus? Out with it!
- Man: Mr. Burns, I am your son!
- Old Man: Something is not right about Larry's upbringing. Send for the boys of Yale at once!
- The old man's office. Two admissions officers from Yale are by his desk
- Old Man: Well, how did the interview go?
- Male Admissions Officer: Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto ought to be "Semper Fudge". Afterwards he told me to "relax" and "forget about it".
- Old Man: OK, OK. How were his test scores?
- Female Admissions Officer: Let me put it this way. Larry spelled Yale with a 6.
- The old man, in a not-to-subtle moves, opens his checkbook
- Old Man: Oh, I almost forgot, it is time for your annual contribution. How much should I give?
- Male Admissions Officer: Let us see. A score of 400 would require new football uniforms. A score of 300 would require a new dormitory.
- Old Man: And in Larry's case?
- Male Admissions Officer: A new international airport.
- Female Admissions Officer: Yale could use an international airport, Mr. Burns.
- Old Man: Blast you! I am not made of airports! Get out!
