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*'''April 13th''': Clunker, Guzzler, Rust Bucket – these aren't just nicknames for Homer, these are the search terms the Simpsons are using to hunt for a new car. And by new we mean new to them. With Homer's credit, he can't even afford a brand new car air freshener - he has to settle for luxury pre-owned scent. From monster trucks to self-driving smart cars, the Simpsons are hitting the road!
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*'''May 25th''': Springfield has gone car crazy and the open road has ground to a standstill. On the plus side, now the cars can get road rage along with the drivers. Remember, "plus side" is a relative term. Homer is stuck with his old car - well, his new old car. You really didn't think we'd allow the Simpsons to change, did you? That would be insane. Which, incidentally, is also what the CarGo Smart Cars have gone... Approach with caution.
::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Hell on Wheels}} update page!
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|When the Bough Breaks}} update page!

Revision as of 12:41, May 25, 2022

  • May 25th: Springfield has gone car crazy and the open road has ground to a standstill. On the plus side, now the cars can get road rage along with the drivers. Remember, "plus side" is a relative term. Homer is stuck with his old car - well, his new old car. You really didn't think we'd allow the Simpsons to change, did you? That would be insane. Which, incidentally, is also what the CarGo Smart Cars have gone... Approach with caution.
Find all about the event in the When the Bough Breaks update page!