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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Hey-o!
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} ...And as you can see, your popularity took a further nosedive after that documentary about your safari was broadcast...
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} ...and as you can see, your popularity took a furtner nosedive after that documentary about your safari was broadcast.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Curse the laws that take away a man's right to hunt at the zoo.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Curse the laws that take away a man's right to hung at the zoo.
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Impossible as it may seem, sir, our analysts predict that you're only a month or two away from a public lynching.
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{{qf|Smithers}} Impossible as it may seem, sir, our analysts predict that you're only a month or two away from a public lynching.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Bribery and intimidation tactics no longer do the trick, eh? Well, what shall I do to gey Johnny hard Hat back in my corner`
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Bribery and intimidation tactics no longer do the trick, eh? Well, what shall I do to get Johnny Hard Hat back in my corner?
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} I"It's the Monty Burns Show Tonight, Monty's guest are... Krusty the Clown! Central American mutary strongman Juan Emundo and a visit from the crazy old man" ...and I'm Waylon Smithers! And now because he's fallen and he can't get up Montyyyyyyyy Burns!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes thank you. That 'Madonna' certainly acts like a harlot, does she not? ... bah, I loathe topical humor Smithers! Fire the written staff! Your new moving picture sounds quite ripping, Mr. Clown I see you've brought a clip does this need a set-up!
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{{qf|Smithers}} It’s ''[[The Night Late Tonight Show|The Monty Burns Show]]''! Tonight, Monty’s guests are... Krusty the Clown! Central American military strongman Juan Emundo! And a visit from the crazy old man! ...And I’m Waylon Smithers! And now, because he’s fallen and he can’t get up, Montyyyyyyyyyy Burns!
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Nah, it's just your basic teen nudie clown flick.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. Thank you. That '[[Madonna]]' certainly acts like a harlot, does she not?...Bah. I loathe topical humour. Smithers! Fire the writing staff!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Your new moving picture sounds quite ripping, Mr. Clown. I see you've brought a clip. Does this need a set-up?
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{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Nah, it's just your basic teen nudie clown flick.
 
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent.
 
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent.
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} I'm afraid we have to cancel your big duet, sir our ratings indicate that literally no one is watching.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Drat, Mr. Doogy Dog is going to be so disappointed!
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{{qf|Smithers}} I'm afraid we have to cancel your big duet, sir. Our ratings indicate that literally no one is watching.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Drat. Mr. Doggy Dog is going to be so disappointed!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 13:28, May 5, 2026



Waylon Smithers: ...And as you can see, your popularity took a further nosedive after that documentary about your safari was broadcast...
Mr. Burns: Curse the laws that take away a man's right to hunt at the zoo.
Smithers: Impossible as it may seem, sir, our analysts predict that you're only a month or two away from a public lynching.
Mr. Burns: Bribery and intimidation tactics no longer do the trick, eh? Well, what shall I do to get Johnny Hard Hat back in my corner?
Smithers: It’s The Monty Burns Show! Tonight, Monty’s guests are... Krusty the Clown! Central American military strongman Juan Emundo! And a visit from the crazy old man! ...And I’m Waylon Smithers! And now, because he’s fallen and he can’t get up, Montyyyyyyyyyy Burns!
Mr. Burns: Yes. Thank you. That 'Madonna' certainly acts like a harlot, does she not?...Bah. I loathe topical humour. Smithers! Fire the writing staff!
Mr. Burns: Your new moving picture sounds quite ripping, Mr. Clown. I see you've brought a clip. Does this need a set-up?
Krusty: Nah, it's just your basic teen nudie clown flick.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
Smithers: I'm afraid we have to cancel your big duet, sir. Our ratings indicate that literally no one is watching.
Mr. Burns: Drat. Mr. Doggy Dog is going to be so disappointed!
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