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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Apu, my little girl wants to go to [[Harvard]]. What do you think about that? | |
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} I think you will want our Ivy League special: two "Super Lucky-Sevens" and one "Scratch for Cash"! |
| − | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} I think you will want our Ivy League | + | ---- |
{{qf|Homer}} What are you doing, Lisa? | {{qf|Homer}} What are you doing, Lisa? | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade! | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade! |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} You mean computers | + | {{qf|Homer}} You mean computers aren't just for playing blood-soaked video games? You can use them to make money too? |
{{qf|Lisa}} Yep! | {{qf|Lisa}} Yep! | ||
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep? | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep? | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Sleep? While I'm losing my shirt on the Tokyo | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Sleep?! While I'm losing my shirt on the [[Tokyo]] commodities exchange? Sleep is for suckers and school-girls! |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping | + | {{qf|Marge}} But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping. This has got to stop! |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Two Lotto-mania tickets, Apu. | |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Two | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Better make it three, Dad! |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Better make it three, | ||
{{qf|Apu}} Three?! Somebody wants to go to law school! | {{qf|Apu}} Three?! Somebody wants to go to law school! | ||
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:35, April 6, 2026
- Homer: Apu, my little girl wants to go to Harvard. What do you think about that?
- Apu: I think you will want our Ivy League special: two "Super Lucky-Sevens" and one "Scratch for Cash"!
- Homer: What are you doing, Lisa?
- Lisa: I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade!
- Homer: You mean computers aren't just for playing blood-soaked video games? You can use them to make money too?
- Lisa: Yep!
- Marge: Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep?
- Lisa: Sleep?! While I'm losing my shirt on the Tokyo commodities exchange? Sleep is for suckers and school-girls!
- Marge: But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping. This has got to stop!
- Homer: Two Lotto-mania tickets, Apu.
- Lisa: Better make it three, Dad!
- Apu: Three?! Somebody wants to go to law school!
