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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Okay kids, time for your bedtime story!
 
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Okay kids, time for your bedtime story!
 
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, we can already read.
 
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, we can already read.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Besides, mum banned you from reading to us four years ago when half-way into the three little pigs you got mad at he pigs and thrw a chair through the window.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Besides, Mum banned you from reading to us four years ago when halfway into ''The Three Little Pigs'' you got mad at the pigs and threw a chair through the window.
{{qf|Homer}} "Nevertheless one bright sunny day, Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in a jar of honey..." Mmm... Honey! Sounds like job for Homer-the-Pooh!
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{{qf|[[Winnie-the-Pooh]]}} Oh, borhter!
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{{qf|Homer}} "Nevertheless, one bright sunny day, Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in a jar of honey..." Mmm...honey! Sounds like a job for Homer-the-Pooh!
{{qf|[[Homer-the-Pooh]]}} Never fear, Homer-the-Pooh is here! Nnnnngh.
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{{qf|Sounds}} Pop!
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{{qf|[[Winnie-the-Pooh]]}} I wish I could repay you in honey, but that was the last pot!
{{qf|Winnie-the-Pooh}} I wish I could repay you in honey, but that was the last pot!
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{{qf|[[Homer-the-Pooh]]}} Why you little—!
{{qf|Homer-the-Pooh}} Why you little--!
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{{qf|Homer}} ...bogart my honey, will you...
{{qf|Homer}} ...bogart my honey, will you.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Now then, here's what we tell the police...
{{qf|Lisa}} Now then, here's what we tell the police.
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 10:31, April 4, 2026



Homer: Okay kids, time for your bedtime story!
Lisa: Dad, we can already read.
Marge: Besides, Mum banned you from reading to us four years ago when halfway into The Three Little Pigs you got mad at the pigs and threw a chair through the window.

Homer: "Nevertheless, one bright sunny day, Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in a jar of honey..." Mmm...honey! Sounds like a job for Homer-the-Pooh!

Winnie-the-Pooh: I wish I could repay you in honey, but that was the last pot!
Homer-the-Pooh: Why you little—!
Homer: ...bogart my honey, will you...
Lisa: Now then, here's what we tell the police...