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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You can have anything you want! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You can have anything you want! | ||
:''[[Maggie]] points at the moon. | :''[[Maggie]] points at the moon. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} What? You want the moon? I don't know honey... how about if buy you a furry little bunny rabbit? Wouldn't that be better than that | + | {{qf|Homer}} What? You want the moon? I don't know honey... how about if I buy you a furry little bunny rabbit? Wouldn't that be better than that cold, faraway moon? D'ooohhh... |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} I promised | + | {{qf|Homer}} I promised you anything, and you want the moon. You deserve the moon, my littlest sweetheart. I'll do everything I can yo make your happy. |
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{{qf|[[Barney]]}} What's the matter, Homer? Nothing's so bad that a beer won't fix it. | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} What's the matter, Homer? Nothing's so bad that a beer won't fix it. | ||
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{{qf|Barney}} I won it in a dice game. Neil Armstrong was kind of sore about losing it, but he's a good egg and handed it right over. | {{qf|Barney}} I won it in a dice game. Neil Armstrong was kind of sore about losing it, but he's a good egg and handed it right over. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Barney! I need that moon to give to Maggie! She saved our lives! She deserves it! | {{qf|Homer}} Barney! I need that moon to give to Maggie! She saved our lives! She deserves it! | ||
| − | {{qf|Barney}} I [BRAAAPP] concur. I will | + | {{qf|Barney}} I [BRAAAPP] concur. I will sell you the moon for one beer. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Deal! Moe pour this man a beer. | + | {{qf|Homer}} Deal! Moe, pour this man a beer. |
[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:33, April 19, 2026
- Homer: You can have anything you want!
- Maggie points at the moon.
- Homer: What? You want the moon? I don't know honey... how about if I buy you a furry little bunny rabbit? Wouldn't that be better than that cold, faraway moon? D'ooohhh...
- Homer: I promised you anything, and you want the moon. You deserve the moon, my littlest sweetheart. I'll do everything I can yo make your happy.
- Barney: What's the matter, Homer? Nothing's so bad that a beer won't fix it.
- Homer: I'm a rotten father.
- Barney: Uh-oh! Did you forget to pick up Lisa from band practice again?
- Homer: I feel asleep at the wheel last night and almost... and Maggie... and she saved us, and I can't get her the moon! It's all she wants!
- Barney: The moon, huh? Did I ever tell you I own it?
- Homer: How did you get to own the moon?
- Barney: I won it in a dice game. Neil Armstrong was kind of sore about losing it, but he's a good egg and handed it right over.
- Homer: Barney! I need that moon to give to Maggie! She saved our lives! She deserves it!
- Barney: I [BRAAAPP] concur. I will sell you the moon for one beer.
- Homer: Deal! Moe, pour this man a beer.
