Difference between revisions of "The Moe and Otto Switcheroo/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m (→top) |
Solar Dragon (talk | contribs) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{TabQ|nogags}} | {{TabQ|nogags}} | ||
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hurry up, Lisa! We're gonna be late! |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why are you in such a hurry to get to school? |
| − | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Mr. Bus | + | {{qf|Bart}} I covered Skinner's desk in chia seeds before the weekend. I gotta see what it looks like before he cleans it up! |
| − | {{qf|Otto}} For the last time, v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention! | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ewww. |
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Mr. Bus Driver, are we going to the school today? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} For the last time,v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention! See what I mean? That's the same kid that wakes me up during my nap on the ride home! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ...Why not go to [[Moe's]]? That's where my dad goes when he needs to blow off steam. | ||
| + | {{qf|Otto}} Does he come home happy? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Drunk is a kind of happy. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Geez, Barney... do you have to do that in here right now? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} But, Moe... I'm your best customer! | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Best or not, I can't have you brushing your teeth with beer at the bar. It's...uh... an inappropriate place for dental hygiene. | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} You sound just like the guy at the liquor store. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
{{qf|Otto}} That jukebox got any heavy metal? | {{qf|Otto}} That jukebox got any heavy metal? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Moe}} Nah. Just mostly country songs by {{Ch|Willie Nelson}}. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records. |
| − | |||
| − | |||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|Otto}} What? No way! Owning my own bar would be a dream! Serving righteous suds, talking to righteous barflies, pickling righteous eggs! You even got you're own pool table with almost all the balls! |
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Yeah, I've been meaning to go out and buy a fourteen and a six... but who's got the time? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Moe, I appreciate you bringing the kids here safely, but I can't just give anyone the position of bus driver! It's not like it's groundskeeping! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Ach! I'm right here, ya thoughtless git! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Otto's record was far from perfect. In fact, he ran me over while I was filling out the paperwork to make him the bus driver. As long as you don't do that, you're hired! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Hey, you're not Moe. | ||
{{qf|Otto}} The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to! | {{qf|Otto}} The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to! | ||
{{qf|Barney}} Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend? | {{qf|Barney}} Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend? | ||
| Line 17: | Line 35: | ||
{{qf|Barney}} Moe who? | {{qf|Barney}} Moe who? | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Is that rock music I hear? |
| − | {{qf|Moe}} I | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} What happened? Did a motorcycle gang take over Moe's again? |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's like the ghost of [[Grand Funk Railroad]] has risen to show us how to rock again! |
| − | {{qf| | + | ---- |
| + | {{qf|Otto}} What's up, barfly dudes? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Otto? Where's Moe? Were you secretly Moe all along? Or are you Moe wearing an Otto mask? | ||
| + | {{qf|Otto}} What? No! I switched jobs with Moe. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lenny}} Oh, like ''Freaky Friday''... or one of its many cinematic variations. | ||
| + | {{qf|Carl}} Good enough for me. Where's my beer? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Otto}} ''[on phone]'' Moe's Tavern, where the rock don't stop! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[on phone]'' Yeah, I'm looking for someone. Last name, Bath... first name, Anita. | ||
| + | {{qf|Otto}} ''[on phone]'' Hey, Bart-dude! That you? You should come hang out! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[on phone]'' I don't want to come down there, I'm looking for Anita Bath. | ||
| + | {{qf|Otto}} ''[on phone]'' Who? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[on phone]'' Anita Bath! Anita Bath! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw haw! "I need a bath!" It works on so many levels! Mostly because you stink! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way? | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way? | ||
| − | {{qf|Ralph}} I can't read a map or read! | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I can't read a map or read! |
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie. | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Otto}} Whoa! I think I'm in over my head! Nurse! Give me more anesthetic! | ||
| + | {{qf|Nurse}} Don't you think you've had enough? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Oh, dear. I don't think this is covered by my health insurance. | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Moe and Otto Switcheroo/Quotes, The}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Moe and Otto Switcheroo/Quotes, The}} | ||
[[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]] | [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:07, May 17, 2026
- Bart: Hurry up, Lisa! We're gonna be late!
- Lisa: Why are you in such a hurry to get to school?
- Bart: I covered Skinner's desk in chia seeds before the weekend. I gotta see what it looks like before he cleans it up!
- Lisa: Ewww.
- Ralph Wiggum: Mr. Bus Driver, are we going to the school today?
- Otto Mann: For the last time,v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention! See what I mean? That's the same kid that wakes me up during my nap on the ride home!
- Bart: ...Why not go to Moe's? That's where my dad goes when he needs to blow off steam.
- Otto: Does he come home happy?
- Bart: Drunk is a kind of happy.
- Moe Szyslak: Geez, Barney... do you have to do that in here right now?
- Barney Gumble: But, Moe... I'm your best customer!
- Moe: Best or not, I can't have you brushing your teeth with beer at the bar. It's...uh... an inappropriate place for dental hygiene.
- Barney: You sound just like the guy at the liquor store.
- Otto: That jukebox got any heavy metal?
- Moe: Nah. Just mostly country songs by Willie Nelson. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records.
- Otto: What? No way! Owning my own bar would be a dream! Serving righteous suds, talking to righteous barflies, pickling righteous eggs! You even got you're own pool table with almost all the balls!
- Moe: Yeah, I've been meaning to go out and buy a fourteen and a six... but who's got the time?
- Principal Skinner: Moe, I appreciate you bringing the kids here safely, but I can't just give anyone the position of bus driver! It's not like it's groundskeeping!
- Groundskeeper Willie: Ach! I'm right here, ya thoughtless git!
- Principal Skinner: Otto's record was far from perfect. In fact, he ran me over while I was filling out the paperwork to make him the bus driver. As long as you don't do that, you're hired!
- Barney: Hey, you're not Moe.
- Otto: The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to!
- Barney: Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend?
- Otto: Here's a beer on the house for my first customer. But don't worry, Moe will be back soon.
- Barney: Moe who?
- Carl Carlson: Is that rock music I hear?
- Lenny Leonard: What happened? Did a motorcycle gang take over Moe's again?
- Homer: It's like the ghost of Grand Funk Railroad has risen to show us how to rock again!
- Otto: What's up, barfly dudes?
- Homer: Otto? Where's Moe? Were you secretly Moe all along? Or are you Moe wearing an Otto mask?
- Otto: What? No! I switched jobs with Moe.
- Lenny: Oh, like Freaky Friday... or one of its many cinematic variations.
- Carl: Good enough for me. Where's my beer?
- Otto: [on phone] Moe's Tavern, where the rock don't stop!
- Bart: [on phone] Yeah, I'm looking for someone. Last name, Bath... first name, Anita.
- Otto: [on phone] Hey, Bart-dude! That you? You should come hang out!
- Bart: [on phone] I don't want to come down there, I'm looking for Anita Bath.
- Otto: [on phone] Who?
- Bart: [on phone] Anita Bath! Anita Bath!
- Nelson Muntz: Haw haw! "I need a bath!" It works on so many levels! Mostly because you stink!
- Dr. Hibbert: I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way?
- Ralph Wiggum: I can't read a map or read!
- Dr. Hibbert: Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie.
- Otto: Whoa! I think I'm in over my head! Nurse! Give me more anesthetic!
- Nurse: Don't you think you've had enough?
- Hans Moleman: Oh, dear. I don't think this is covered by my health insurance.
