Difference between revisions of "One Flew Over the Retirement Castle/Quotes"

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Homer: Go on, boy. Your report's not going to write itself.

Bart: Can't I just copy stuff out of an encyclopedia and rent a costume? It's not just Grampa. It's all those old people. They're depressing!

Homer: That's why they're the perfect ones to talk to about the great depression!

Bart: I have to do a report for school.

Grampa: What? Did you get lost on the way to the library?

Bart: No, my report is about you.

Jasper Beardsley: You're gonna get and di... for de-mentia!

Old Jewish Man: Hee-hee-hee!

Grampa: Pipe down before I play ya some chin music.

Grampa: Say, I got just what you need right here... this is Smitty's stuff.

Jasper: He took the big nap last week.

Bart: Smitty died? Sorry, guys.

Jasper: Ah, he had a good run. He fought in two wars. Almost made it three.

Grampa: He fought the kaiser, the fuhrer, and when he tried to reenlist during Vietnam, those hippies runnin' the army in '67 said he was too old.

Bart: Does she always treat you like this?

Grampa: Yeah, most people do.

Old Jewish Man: Just because there's some gray in your beard, people assume you can't do nothin' no more.

Bart: I admit it. I was wrong about you old dudes. You're cool! You deserve more than this. I say we "worthless geezers" teach that nurse a lesson. Who's with me?

Grampa: I am.

Jasper: Me too!

Old Jewish Man: Ditto!

Disco Stu: Ding-dong-ding! I'm here to pick up my sweet young thing.

Jasper: You're the great fella she's waiting for?

Disco Stu: One look at the menu and the ladies always order Disco Stu.