Difference between revisions of "Bart's Invisible!/Quotes"

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Bart: Whoa, dude! Wh-what hit me?

Professor Frink: Great Marconi, it's you who did the hitting... with your multi-wheeled conveyance traveling at excessive speed [GA-HEY!]

Bart: Huh? What'd I hit?! There's nothing here!

Professor Frink: Precisely! And now you have broken it.

Rod Flanders: Oh boy! We've saved out allowance all month for this!

Todd Flanders: Thank our heavenly father for delicious Krusty chew candy bars!

Rod & Todd: Amen!

Rod: Oh no! It's the blessing-challenged Bart Simpson!

Todd: He'll try to take our candy! What should we do?!

Bart: Har! Nerds at twelve o'clock locking on target...!

Rod: The good lord says we're supposed to share.

Todd: He also says we should turn our other cheeks. Let's pretend he's not there.

Rod & Todd: Amen!

Bart: Hey professor! Yo! Can you see me? Bart to Frinkenstein! Come in!! Nothing! Then it's true... I'm invisible! Sweet!

Professor Frink: If it's not a bother... might someone dial 9-1-1 please... [WOO-HOY!]

Comic Book Guy: Oh, Tasha! You are the missing key to my happiness much as Sauron's ring was to Frodo's quest.

Lisa: You.... animal! Filling my backpack with chicken parts when you know I'm a vegetarian!

Bart: Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!

Lisa: Of course I can, but I think i'll just pretend I Can't, like I did when i saw you on the street this morning.

Bart: BUt ... that was after I tuned invisible...

Marge: Who's invisible?

Bart: I am.

Marge: Well, I saw you this morning, and I can see you now.

Bart: Uh-oh!