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Houseboy: Do you have a plan to beat them?

Bartman: Bartman always has a plan, Houseboy! But first I'll need some bait!

Houseboy: Should I dig for worms? Because my Nana showed me how by twirling a popsicle stick in the ground!

Houseboy: What are you doing? You've just made them mad!

Bartman: And that'll make them sloppy and easier to trick! First, I'll need a... Gah!

Gil Gunderson: There's no need to fear! Salesman is here!

Bartman: What are you doing here, Gil?

Gil: Helping you fight crime, of course!

Reverend Lovejoy: And so we lay to rest beloved citizen and lovable loser Gil Gunderson. It was nice of you come pay your respects, Mrs. Skinner.

Agnes Skinner: Respects nothing! He still owes me for a broken juicer he sold me in the nineties. I'm gonna go through his pockets before you put him in the ground!

Houseboy: It's not your fault, Bart. If you have to blame anyone, blame the guy who invented gravity!

Snake Jailbird: Haw! Robbing banks is ouch a good cardio workout, I think I'll skip going to water aerobics tomorrow!

Bartman: No so fast, Snake! You're under arrest!

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, what the boy we're hiding behind says!

Snake: Where's you sidekick?

Bartman: He has a note from his doctor saying no crime fighting until his ear infection clears up. But let me introduce my new partner!

Bartman: You're not going to eat my brain, are you?

Gil: No, I had a big lunch. But now I have nowhere to go and nothing to my name except my case of old superhero gadgets.

Bartman: Gil, I think I have an idea..