Difference between revisions of "Adventure River Adventure/Quotes"

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Homer: We'll meet you here at the end of the day, dad. Thanks again for dropping us off!

Lisa: Just remember our deal: If your mother asks, I spent the whole day bonding with you, not with the barstool down at Moe's.

Lisa: I don't know, Bart... the sign says it's dangerous.

Bart: Lisa, you need som bravery to go along with your brains! Let's go! What do you want to do first?

Lisa: Red River Adventure was always my favorite! And amazingly, it sounds like the safest ride.

Bart: Awesome! It's right up here past the carousel!

Lisa: Yikes! Bullies!

Jimbo Jones: You're trespassing, Simpson!

Bart: So are you!

Kearney Zzyzwicz: He's got us there.

Jimbo: But we don't want anyone knowing we hang out in a carousel!

Dolph Starbeam: Let's beat 'em up to keep 'em quiet!

Lieutenant Rusty: I am Lieutenant Rusty! Follow me for a fun-tastic ride!

Lisa: I just hope this aging attraction stays in one piece.

Bart: Oh, I'm sure they update the ride since the last time we were here.

Lieutenant Rusty: Keep a sharp eye out for communists! Those Soviet scalawags are everywhere in this jingle.

Lisa: ...or not.

Bart: Lisa, we did it! We beat the bullies!

Dolph: Help!

Jimbo: Water is our one weakness!

Kearney: [GLUB!]