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'''Obeseus the Wide''' was a senator in [[Rome]].
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'''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}.  
  
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When Obeseus was a child, he was made to plow the fields by his father, [[Abus]], since they didn't own an ox. When Obeseus was a young adult, he was sold to [[Gordus Antonius]] as a slave, with Abus using the money to finally buy an ox.
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After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them.
  
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Obeseus was taken to [[Rome]] where he made friends with his fellow slaves [[Lennus]], [[Carlum]], [[Modus]] and [[Barnabas]].  The five of them were then made into gladiators to fight in the [[Colosseum]]. During Obeseus' first match, which was against Gordus Antonius' prized gladiator, [[Wolfus Rein]], Obeseus used his experiences with plowing a field to fight back and won the fight, killing Wolfus. This caught the eye of Gordus Antonius' daughter, [[Majora]]. Gordus Antonius wanted to put Obeseus to death for killing his prized gladiator, but Majora convinced him to let Obeseus live as the crowd loved him. Obeseus then fought and won several more fights before he declared his love to Majora.
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
  
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In the prison cells, Obeseus and his friends made a pact that if one of them ever got free, they would do everything they could to get the others free. After they made the pact, Obeseus went to retire for the night, but Majora was in his room. Majora and Obeseus then had sex, which led to Majora getting pregnant. When Gordus Antonius confronted all the slaves about his daughter's pregnancy, the slaves all tried to cover for Obeseus, but Obeseus admitted that he loved Majora. Gordus Antonius then freed Obeseus and had him get married to Majora. Gordus Antonius then gave Obeseus the deed to a laundry business and his friends to be his slaves. As Obeseus was about to free his friends, Majora convinced him not to as it would mean more work for him. Obeseus then told his friends that he would free them once his business had gotten going...
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Suzanne is a witch who lives in a Gingerbread House.

After Bart and Lisa were thrown into the Deep Dark Woods, they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales, but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, Homer returned home without the kids, and Marge made him go and look for them.

While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...

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