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Latest revision as of 07:07, March 2, 2022
- Radioactive Man: [thinking] Let's face it, I'm overworked! My life's in a rut! I need a vacation! Now I'm sounding like Captain Squid's old foe, The Whiner! I am stressed!
- Radioactive Ape: R.M., meet Combo-Rilla, titanic-but-misunderstood Humongo, Inspector Baboon, and that's Flash Gibbon over there! Guys, meet my pal, Radioactive Man!
- Combo-Rilla: I was radioactive once...
- Inspector Babboon: Just as I deduced! Hmph!
- Flash Gibbon: Shaddup, siddown and grab a banana daiquiri or three!
- Radioactive Ape: Allow me to recount my, ahem, secret origin story for the group!
- Simian: [groan] Not again!
- Flash Gibbon: We've heard your stupid story a million times and we're sick of it!
- Combo-Rilla: We've got our own origins too, ya know!
- Inspector Baboon: Listen to mine for a change! I was a precocious young baboon, growing up in the cockney section of Simian City...
- Inspector Baboon: Blimey, Combo, you matched that yammering Radioactive Ape tale for tale! How d'you do it?
- Combo-Rilla: Fortunately, I posess the attention span of a vulture, the memory of an elephant, the vocal chords of a laughing hyena, and the comedic timing of a catskills stand-up!
- Flash Gibbon: I gotta admit it... When it comes to throwin' the ol' monkey mush around, you, pal, are a world-class slinger!
- Grrla-G'rrl: Er... Grrla-G'rrl, snoopy reporter for The Jungle Vine! Can you verify that a human super hero from the outside world is vacationing here in Simian City? And that he's staying as a guest at your tribal palace?
- Radioactive Man: [disguised as Grrk-Grrk; thinking] Let's see... how would your typical primate bureaucrat respond? Think! Think!
- Radioactive Man: [disguised as Grrk-Grrk] Uh, I've initiated a special sub-committee to launch a probe into that issue, and we will be presenting a white-paper report just as soon as we assemble and evaluate the results! Next question!
- Grrla-G'rrl: [sigh] Prince Grrk-Grrk, you always give that answer to every question!
- Radioactive Man: [to Radioactive Ape] You've become a mermaid... er, I mean, mer-man... unhh, mer-illa... mer-ape... what I'm trying to say is... you've got a fish tail instead of legs!!!
- Radioactive Ape: Always the keen observer, eh, Radioactive Man?
- Radioactive Man: [whew] There you go, Radioactive Gingerbread-Ape! Step into the diagnostikon, and we'll crank it up!
- Radioactive Ape: You'll have to forgive my momentary hesitance, Radioactive Man... it's just that this thing reminds me of my niece's easy-bake oven!
