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'''Dr. Stradivarius Cain''' is a spy. His mission is to make [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] into a man that [[Marge Simpson|his wife]] can't resist.
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'''Big Butt Skinner''' was a giant weather balloon altered by [[Bart Simpson]] to resemble [[Principal Skinner]], featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of '''Buttzilla'''.
  
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Stradivarius Cain is a movie character who has starred in at least two movies. One of his movies has him coming out of the sea, unzipping his body to reveal his white suit underneath. Another one of his movies has him holding onto a helicopter's rotor blades as it lands. He sneaks into the castle and kills the [[Russian businessman]] and attacks the other villains there.
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[[Springfield Elementary School]]'s [[Science Week]] ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by [[Principal Skinner]], who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as [[Groundskeeper Willie]] released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.
  
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[[Homer]] started to hallucinate after getting a concussion. Stradivarius Cain taught Homer how to be a better lover to [[Marge]] by telling him to flirt with other women to teach him how to be kind to his wife. After [[Blue-eyed man|angry husband]] threatened to shoot Homer after he flirted with his woman, Cain told Homer to squirt a lemon in his eye, then a lime. They both ran off and Cain seemed to enjoy it...
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The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered [[Groundskeeper Willie]] to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...
  
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Big Butt Skinner was a giant weather balloon altered by Bart Simpson to resemble Principal Skinner, featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of Buttzilla.

Springfield Elementary School's Science Week ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by Principal Skinner, who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as Groundskeeper Willie released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.

The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered Groundskeeper Willie to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...

Read more of this article | Vote for a comprehensive article