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:'''[[Bart]]:''' You pulled me out of school for this? Why do I have to be here?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You pulled me out of school for this? Why do I have to be here?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Your mom thinks we don't spend enough time together. Now let's get the squirrels out of this secret R&D facility. Mmm... R&D!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Your mom thinks we don't spend enough time together. Now let's get the squirrels out of this secret R&D facility. Mmm... R&D!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hugh? What do you think "R&D" stands for?
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{{qf|Bart}} Hugh? What do you think "R&D" stands for?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ribs and donuts, what else?
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{{qf|Homer}} Ribs and donuts, what else?
 
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Oh, Bart, I created those mutant creatures for Mr. Burns, but I never thought they'd be used for evil.
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Oh, Bart, I created those mutant creatures for Mr. Burns, but I never thought they'd be used for evil.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You never thought Mr. Burns would use monsters for evil?
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{{qf|Bart}} You never thought Mr. Burns would use monsters for evil?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Well "evil," yes. But not super-duper mega-evil!
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Well "evil," yes. But not super-duper mega-evil!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Whew! I'm popped! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office taking a nap!
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{{qf|Homer}} Whew! I'm popped! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office taking a nap!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' I don't get it! Why was Homer put in charge of all of us?
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I don't get it! Why was Homer put in charge of all of us?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' He had the most experience. He say's he's been working here for twenty-seven years.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} He had the most experience. He say's he's been working here for twenty-seven years.
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Well, that hardly makes sense!
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Well, that hardly makes sense!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hans Moleman?
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{{qf|Bart}} Hans Moleman?
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Hello.
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{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Hello.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You're the leader of--
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{{qf|Bart}} You're the leader of--
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader.
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{{qf|Hans Moleman}} The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' So they picked you?
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{{qf|Bart}} So they picked you?
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Not at first. I been running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal.
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{{qf|Hans Moleman}} Not at first. I been running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I need to get to the Monorail.
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{{qf|Bart}} Well, I need to get to the Monorail.
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it!
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{{qf|Hans Moleman}} Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it!
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' What?! You dare to rebel?
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} What?! You dare to rebel?
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Yeah! Being slaves is one thing, but putting Homer in charge was just too much! He ate all our food for lunch!
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{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Yeah! Being slaves is one thing, but putting Homer in charge was just too much! He ate all our food for lunch!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's only half true! I'm saving some of your lunches for dinner!
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{{qf|Homer}} That's only half true! I'm saving some of your lunches for dinner!
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Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021



Bart: You pulled me out of school for this? Why do I have to be here?
Homer: Your mom thinks we don't spend enough time together. Now let's get the squirrels out of this secret R&D facility. Mmm... R&D!
Bart: Hugh? What do you think "R&D" stands for?
Homer: Ribs and donuts, what else?

Professor Frink: Oh, Bart, I created those mutant creatures for Mr. Burns, but I never thought they'd be used for evil.
Bart: You never thought Mr. Burns would use monsters for evil?
Professor Frink: Well "evil," yes. But not super-duper mega-evil!

Homer: Whew! I'm popped! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office taking a nap!
Comic Book Guy: I don't get it! Why was Homer put in charge of all of us?
Principal Skinner: He had the most experience. He say's he's been working here for twenty-seven years.
Comic Book Guy: Well, that hardly makes sense!

Bart: Hans Moleman?
Hans Moleman: Hello.
Bart: You're the leader of--
Hans Moleman: The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader.
Bart: So they picked you?
Hans Moleman: Not at first. I been running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal.
Bart: Well, I need to get to the Monorail.
Hans Moleman: Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it!

Mr. Burns: What?! You dare to rebel?
Lenny Leonard: Yeah! Being slaves is one thing, but putting Homer in charge was just too much! He ate all our food for lunch!
Homer: That's only half true! I'm saving some of your lunches for dinner!