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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I wonder what it is? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's big. It could be anything. C'mon, let's get it open. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} This packing tape is tough to rip. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't worry, I know where Homer hides this blow torch. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But it could be... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ...something wonderful. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} All that stuff just waiting for me in the box. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} All that separates me from my stuff is a thin layer of cardboard. Oh no! They forgot to poke air-holes for the pony! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Not your too, Maggie? Okay, I'll call you father and ask him what's in the box. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Suck! Suck! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm... delicious mysterious box. Must... ignore emergency... go home... eat box. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} While mom is outside, we could open the box and then steal it back up before she notices. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'mba wayba aheba youba. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You opened it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah, and, boy, are we sorry. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You better not have... ...eaten any of my... diapers? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} It says here you entered a "family sweep-stakes" and are the winner of a years' supply of wuvs. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I remember that. I was trying to win a sandwich. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Good one, Homer. You finally win something, and it's poopy-pants! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, I know someone who's happy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Maggie}} [Coo-coo!] | |
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| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021
- Bart: I wonder what it is?
- Lisa: It's big. It could be anything. C'mon, let's get it open.
- Bart: This packing tape is tough to rip.
- Lisa: Don't worry, I know where Homer hides this blow torch.
- Bart: But it could be...
- Lisa: ...something wonderful.
- Bart: All that stuff just waiting for me in the box.
- Lisa: All that separates me from my stuff is a thin layer of cardboard. Oh no! They forgot to poke air-holes for the pony!
- Marge: Not your too, Maggie? Okay, I'll call you father and ask him what's in the box.
- Maggie: Suck! Suck!
- Homer: Mmm... delicious mysterious box. Must... ignore emergency... go home... eat box.
- Lisa: While mom is outside, we could open the box and then steal it back up before she notices.
- Bart: I'mba wayba aheba youba.
- Marge: You opened it!
- Lisa: Yeah, and, boy, are we sorry.
- Homer: You better not have... ...eaten any of my... diapers?
- Marge: It says here you entered a "family sweep-stakes" and are the winner of a years' supply of wuvs.
- Homer: I remember that. I was trying to win a sandwich.
- Bart: Good one, Homer. You finally win something, and it's poopy-pants!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Marge: Well, I know someone who's happy.
- Maggie: [Coo-coo!]
