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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]] & [[Marge]]}} Ahhh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eeek! Cat girl! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No, guys it's me... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I bought these masks. Here, Bart, I got you an [[Itchy]]. And candy for everyone! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You gave us quite a fright, Lisa. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Nonsense, Marge. I recognized our little girl immediately. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Janey]]}} So Bart, what part should we being reading first? The fall of Abyssinia? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nah. Saw the movie. Victor Mature, boy, what an actor! Read the comic, babe. Radioactive Man battles Suleiman. Time travel story. When Titan meets Turk. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Janey}} We should work, Bart. This is important! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Great art by Morty Mann before they switched inkers on him. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} So I told mom and dad that I ran away from the panther. But Lisa, that wasn't the truth. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Why did you lie this time, Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} While you were away, I learned something about us, sis. We're different. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't remind me. As much as I try to forget, I'll always be a Simpson. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No, Lisa, you don't understand. We can't study... not with other people... only with each other. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But Bart, you don't study at all anyway! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No, but if I did, and if I had to study with someone other than you, I'd change, Lisa. I'd transform. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What are you saying, Bart? You might actually learn something? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Lisa, [[Milhouse]] has told me you've canceled three study sessions in a row! You're in danger of flunking, young lady! A big fat f-eroonie! Is that what you want? You want to fail? Fail at life. Fail at love. Become one of the unwanted and-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, Mrs. Krabappel. I want to pass, it's just-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Edna}} No justs, Lisa. Study tonight, or else! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I still say it's wrong. My special little guy caged up like an animal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But mom. There's no other way of looking at it. Bart is an animal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} All Bart does now is snarl, eat, and sleep. It's just not right. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Nonsense, Marge. That's all the young hellion did when he was human. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Good-bye, Bart. I'll come tomorrow with more giblets. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Puurrr... | |
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Latest revision as of 10:18, May 15, 2021
- Bart & Marge: Ahhh!
- Homer: Eeek! Cat girl!
- Lisa: No, guys it's me...
- Homer: Lisa!
- Lisa: I bought these masks. Here, Bart, I got you an Itchy. And candy for everyone!
- Marge: You gave us quite a fright, Lisa.
- Homer: Nonsense, Marge. I recognized our little girl immediately.
- Janey: So Bart, what part should we being reading first? The fall of Abyssinia?
- Bart: Nah. Saw the movie. Victor Mature, boy, what an actor! Read the comic, babe. Radioactive Man battles Suleiman. Time travel story. When Titan meets Turk.
- Janey: We should work, Bart. This is important!
- Bart: Great art by Morty Mann before they switched inkers on him.
- Bart: So I told mom and dad that I ran away from the panther. But Lisa, that wasn't the truth.
- Lisa: Why did you lie this time, Bart?
- Bart: While you were away, I learned something about us, sis. We're different.
- Lisa: Don't remind me. As much as I try to forget, I'll always be a Simpson.
- Bart: No, Lisa, you don't understand. We can't study... not with other people... only with each other.
- Lisa: But Bart, you don't study at all anyway!
- Bart: No, but if I did, and if I had to study with someone other than you, I'd change, Lisa. I'd transform.
- Lisa: What are you saying, Bart? You might actually learn something?
- Edna Krabappel: Lisa, Milhouse has told me you've canceled three study sessions in a row! You're in danger of flunking, young lady! A big fat f-eroonie! Is that what you want? You want to fail? Fail at life. Fail at love. Become one of the unwanted and--
- Lisa: No, Mrs. Krabappel. I want to pass, it's just--
- Edna: No justs, Lisa. Study tonight, or else!
- Marge: I still say it's wrong. My special little guy caged up like an animal.
- Lisa: But mom. There's no other way of looking at it. Bart is an animal.
- Marge: All Bart does now is snarl, eat, and sleep. It's just not right.
- Homer: Nonsense, Marge. That's all the young hellion did when he was human.
- Lisa: Good-bye, Bart. I'll come tomorrow with more giblets.
- Bart: Puurrr...
