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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, do you have a sound financial plan so that I'll be able to attend Harvard?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Apu, my little girl wants to go to [[Harvard]]. What do you think about that?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Of course, I do, dear. Apu, my little girl wants to tgo to Harvard what do you think about that?
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} I think you will want our Ivy League special: two "Super Lucky-Sevens" and one "Scratch for Cash"!
:'''[[Apu]]''': I think you will want our Ivy League Special two "super-lucky-sevens" and one "scratch for cash!"
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:'''[[Homer]]''': What are you doing, Lisa?
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{{qf|Homer}} What are you doing, Lisa?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade!
:'''[[Homer]]''': You mean computers areen't just for playing blook-soaked video games? Yo u can use them to make money too?
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{{qf|Homer}} You mean computers aren't just for playing blood-soaked video games? You can use them to make money too?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yep!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Yep!
:'''Sign''': Two weeks later...
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Sleep? While I'm losing my shirt on the Tokyo Commodities Exchange? Sleep is for suckers and school-girls!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Sleep?! While I'm losing my shirt on the [[Tokyo]] commodities exchange? Sleep is for suckers and school-girls!
:'''[[Marge]]''': But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping this has got to stop!
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{{qf|Marge}} But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping. This has got to stop!
:'''Sound''': Yoink!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ahhhh! But what about Harvard? i'll have to go to Community College.
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{{qf|Homer}} Two Lotto-mania tickets, Apu.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Two lotto-mania tickets, Apu.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Better make it three, Dad!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Better make it three, dad!
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{{qf|Apu}} Three?! Somebody wants to go to law school!
:'''[[Apu]]''': Theree?! Somebody wants to go to law school!
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Latest revision as of 17:35, April 6, 2026



Homer: Apu, my little girl wants to go to Harvard. What do you think about that?
Apu: I think you will want our Ivy League special: two "Super Lucky-Sevens" and one "Scratch for Cash"!

Homer: What are you doing, Lisa?
Lisa: I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade!
Homer: You mean computers aren't just for playing blood-soaked video games? You can use them to make money too?
Lisa: Yep!

Marge: Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep?
Lisa: Sleep?! While I'm losing my shirt on the Tokyo commodities exchange? Sleep is for suckers and school-girls!
Marge: But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping. This has got to stop!

Homer: Two Lotto-mania tickets, Apu.
Lisa: Better make it three, Dad!
Apu: Three?! Somebody wants to go to law school!