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:'''[[Homer]]:''' What are hose?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What are those?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' The Li'l Chickadees are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} The [[Li'l Chickadee]]s are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies now with non-toxic levels of caramel.
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{{qf|Homer}} Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies. Now with non-toxic levels of caramel.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them to children in Africa won't starve to death.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them so children in Africa won't starve to death.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably stil llivin large odd ther "We are the World" royalites.
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{{qf|Homer}} Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably still livin' large off their "We Are the World" royalties.
:'''Sign:''' That night...
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''(in a dream)'' Homer, you must eat, those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't well all die please save us!
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[dream]'' Homer, you must eat those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't, we'll all die. Please save us!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer! I told you not to eat those!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' But then I had a dream of you, telling me to eat them. I think i was brainwashed.
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer! I told you not to eat those!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, really!?! And just who brainwashed you?
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{{qf|Homer}} But then I had a dream of you telling me to eat them. I think I was brainwashed.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Jealous starving, Chinese kids?
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh really?! And just who brainwashed you?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I just got off the phone with Lis'as mother hen, we worked out a plan to pay for the cookies.
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{{qf|Homer}} Jealous, starving, Chinese kids?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I think you'll find the plan firm but fair.
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:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Which do you suppose soes better with fried critter, the tiddlywink or the lady creamfiller?
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{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Which do you suppose goes better with fried critter, the Tiddlywink or the Lady Creamfiller?
  
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Latest revision as of 12:45, April 23, 2026



Homer: What are those?
Lisa: The Li'l Chickadees are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa.
Homer: Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies. Now with non-toxic levels of caramel.
Marge: Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them so children in Africa won't starve to death.
Homer: Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably still livin' large off their "We Are the World" royalties.

Marge: [dream] Homer, you must eat those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't, we'll all die. Please save us!

Marge: Homer! I told you not to eat those!
Homer: But then I had a dream of you telling me to eat them. I think I was brainwashed.
Marge: Oh really?! And just who brainwashed you?
Homer: Jealous, starving, Chinese kids?

Cletus Spuckler: Which do you suppose goes better with fried critter, the Tiddlywink or the Lady Creamfiller?