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| + | |name = "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" | ||
| + | |image = | ||
| + | |singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]] | ||
| + | |characters = [[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Fake Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Jasper Beardley]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]] | ||
| + | |length = 3:50 | ||
| + | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Parody lyrics:''' [[Steve Tompkins]]<br>'''I Want Candy:''' Bob Feldman<br>{{W2|Jerry Goldstein|producer}}<br>{{W|Richard Gottehrer}}<br>{{W|Bert Berns}}<br>'''Peppermint Twist:''' {{W|Joey Dee}}<br>{{W|Henry Glover}}<br>'''Lollipop:''' {{W|Beverly Ross}}<br>{{W|Julius Dixon}}<br>'''Whip It:''' [[Mark Mothersbaugh]]<br>{{W|Gerry Casale}} | ||
| + | |album = ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]'' | ||
| + | |appearance = | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)"''' is a track on ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''. It features songs from ''[[The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour]]'' segment of "[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]". | ||
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | === Theme | + | === "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Opening Theme and Reprise === |
| − | :'''The Simpsons:''' | + | :''[[Troy McClure]]:''' |
| + | :''In our final spin-off tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents. Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate, but thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice. Show us what ya got, TV!'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' | ||
| + | :''Live, from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield -- it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!"'' | ||
| + | :''Featuring "The Waylon Smithers Dancers!"'' | ||
| + | :''And the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players!"'' | ||
| + | :''And now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word "cancelled" -- The Simpsons!'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Simpsons:''' | ||
:Come along and bring the family! | :Come along and bring the family! | ||
:Come along and join the fun! | :Come along and join the fun! | ||
:Come along and join the family! | :Come along and join the family! | ||
| − | :Join the | + | :Join the family Simpson! |
| + | :Roll call! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
| − | + | :Remember me? My name is Marge, | |
| − | |||
| − | :Remember me? | ||
:The TV mom whose hair is large! | :The TV mom whose hair is large! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
| − | :Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now | + | :Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now. |
:[[Eat My Shorts!|Eat my shorts]], don't have a cow! | :[[Eat My Shorts!|Eat my shorts]], don't have a cow! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Fake Lisa Simpson:''' |
:I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning, | :I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning, | ||
:Sophomore, prom queen five years running! | :Sophomore, prom queen five years running! | ||
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:'''Bart:''' | :'''Bart:''' | ||
| − | :''Wait a minute! Woah, woah, | + | :''Wait a minute! Woah, woah'', ''[whistles]'' ''stop the music! Where's Dad?'' |
| − | : | + | :''[everyone murmurs]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Fake Lisa Simpson:''' |
:''Here he is!'' | :''Here he is!'' | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!'' | :''I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!'' | ||
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:''I said we were having a special ''guest'' tonight: Mr. {{Ch|Tim Conway}}!'' | :''I said we were having a special ''guest'' tonight: Mr. {{Ch|Tim Conway}}!'' | ||
| − | : | + | :''[applause]'' |
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
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:''Oh, about 120 pounds.'' | :''Oh, about 120 pounds.'' | ||
| − | : | + | :''[laughter]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Simpsons:''' |
| − | :It's The | + | :It's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour! |
| − | ===Candy Medley=== | + | === Candy Medley === |
:'''Marge:''' | :'''Marge:''' | ||
| − | :''Inflation, trade | + | :''Inflation, trade deficit, horrible war atrocities... how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?'' |
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | :''Well, I know | + | :''Well, I know one thing in this world that's still pure and good.'' |
:'''Marge:''' | :'''Marge:''' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''No... Candy! Sweet, sweet candy.'' |
:I want candy! | :I want candy! | ||
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:At least, think of our dentist bills! | :At least, think of our dentist bills! | ||
| − | :'''Bart and | + | :'''Bart and Fake Lisa:''' |
:Gotta new dance and it goes like this, | :Gotta new dance and it goes like this, | ||
:And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist. | :And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist. | ||
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:Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli-lollipop, | :Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli-lollipop, | ||
:Lollipop. | :Lollipop. | ||
| − | : | + | :Ow. |
:'''Smithers:''' | :'''Smithers:''' | ||
:Crack that whip! | :Crack that whip! | ||
:Licorice whip! | :Licorice whip! | ||
| − | :I said, | + | :I said, whip it! |
:Licorice whip! | :Licorice whip! | ||
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== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| − | The | + | The song was orchestrated by [[Dell Hake]]. "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" appears as the twenty-sixth track on the album [[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]. |
| + | |||
| + | The individual songs that make up the "Candy Medley" are "{{W|I Want Candy}}" by {{W|The Strangeloves}}, "{{W|Peppermint Twist}}" by {{W|Joey Dee and the Starliters}}, "{{W2|Lollipop|1958 song}}" by {{W|Ronald & Ruby}} and "{{W2|Whip It|Devo song}}" by {{W|Devo}}. | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
| − | *{{ | + | *{{alb|Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons}} |
| + | |||
| + | {{Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons}} | ||
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley), The}} | ||
| − | + | [[Category:Medleys]] | |
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Parody songs]] |
[[Category:Songs by Homer]] | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Marge]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Bart]] | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
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[[Category:Songs by Smithers]] | [[Category:Songs by Smithers]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Pamela Hayden]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]] | ||
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Song Information
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"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" is a track on Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons. It features songs from The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour segment of "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase".
Contents
Lyrics[edit]
"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Opening Theme and Reprise[edit]
- Troy McClure:'
- In our final spin-off tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents. Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate, but thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice. Show us what ya got, TV!
- Kent Brockman:
- Live, from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield -- it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!"
- Featuring "The Waylon Smithers Dancers!"
- And the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players!"
- And now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word "cancelled" -- The Simpsons!
- Simpsons:
- Come along and bring the family!
- Come along and join the fun!
- Come along and join the family!
- Join the family Simpson!
- Roll call!
- Marge:
- Remember me? My name is Marge,
- The TV mom whose hair is large!
- Bart:
- Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now.
- Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!
- Fake Lisa Simpson:
- I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning,
- Sophomore, prom queen five years running!
- Gooooooooooo Lisa!
- Bart:
- Wait a minute! Woah, woah, [whistles] stop the music! Where's Dad?
- [everyone murmurs]
- Fake Lisa Simpson:
- Here he is!
- Homer:
- I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!
- Marge:
- Ghost? What ghost?
- Homer:
- B-B-Before the show, you said we were having a special ghost tonight.
- Marge:
- I said we were having a special guest tonight: Mr. Tim Conway!
- [applause]
- Homer:
- What's a Tim Conway?
- Tim Conway:
- Oh, about 120 pounds.
- [laughter]
- Simpsons:
- It's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!
Candy Medley[edit]
- Marge:
- Inflation, trade deficit, horrible war atrocities... how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?
- Homer:
- Well, I know one thing in this world that's still pure and good.
- Marge:
- Christian love?
- Homer:
- No... Candy! Sweet, sweet candy.
- I want candy!
- Marge:
- But don't you wanna end world famine?
- Bart:
- I want candy!
- Marge:
- Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?
- "Lisa":
- I want candy!
- Marge:
- Well, if you won't think of society's ills...
- Homer, Bart and "Lisa":
- I want candy!
- Marge:
- At least, think of our dentist bills!
- Bart and Fake Lisa:
- Gotta new dance and it goes like this,
- And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist.
- Yeah!
- Jasper:
- Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli-lollipop,
- Lollipop.
- Ow.
- Smithers:
- Crack that whip!
- Licorice whip!
- I said, whip it!
- Licorice whip!
- All:
- We want candy!
- We want candy!
- CANDY!
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake. "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" appears as the twenty-sixth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
The individual songs that make up the "Candy Medley" are "I Want Candy" by The Strangeloves, "Peppermint Twist" by Joey Dee and the Starliters, "Lollipop" by Ronald & Ruby and "Whip It" by Devo.
Appearances[edit]
