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'''Sacagawea''', or '''Sacajawea''', was a native American who traveled with [[Meriwether Lewis|Lewis]] and [[William Clark|Clark]] to explore the west of the American country.
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'''Derren Brown''' is an English mentalist, illusionist, and writer.
  
When the Lewis and Clark expedition wanted a guide to get them to the [[Pacific Ocean]], they went to a Native American village where [[Chief Homer]] gave them Sacagawea. Sacagawea's husband, who Sacagawea disliked, [[Toussaint Charbonneau]], also went with them. Sacagawea told the expedition members to stop doing things because they were eating or using poisonous things. One expedition member, [[Tweedleburger]], refused to listen to her and ate some berries and then died.
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Derren Brown went to [[Springfield]] to film ''[[A Derren Brown Christmas]]''. He chose Springfield because there was no feeling of [[Christmas]] spirit in the town. So that he wouldn't reveal what he was really doing to the townspeople, he told [[Mayor Quimby]] and the people of Springfield that the town had won an award for being the "Christmasiest" Town in America, and he and [[Hark Media]] were there to film a documentary about it. After getting permission to film, Derren Brown focused on his first target, [[Gil Gunderson]]. Derren set up a stunt involving a baby carriage rolling down a hill toward Gil, who stopped it and supposedly saved the baby inside. However, the baby was placed in the carriage after it was stopped. Upon being told that he had saved the baby, Gil phoned his estranged wife [[Bonnie]] and was told he could spend Christmas with the family.
  
Over the course of the expedition, Sacagawea got more and more annoyed at Lewis and Clark for their incompetence as explorers. When Sacagawea questioned them about this, Lewis and Clark told her that they were chosen for the expedition because they owned a compass, even though the needle was just painted on. Eventually, the expedition came across a group of Native Americans led by [[Indian Bart|Sacagawea's brother]]. Sacagawea got them to stand down and not kill the expedition as they were her friends, but let her brother kill Charbonneau.
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Derren Brown then targeted [[Homer]], as Homer believed he was terrible at buying gifts for people. After hypnotizing [[Marge]] into giving permission to work on Homer, Derren Brown set his plan in motion. When Homer went to work the next day, he went to the vending machine where his favorite cupcakes had a festive makeover, with a picture of [[Santa Claus]] on the packet. Homer tried to buy them but was sucked into the vending machine and into a hidden room where Derren Brown hypnotized him. However, Homer proved difficult to hypnotize, as he was still focused on the cupcakes. Derren Brown placed the cupcake packet on his forehead to get Homer to pay attention and attempted to hypnotize Homer into believing he was good at buying gifts. However, seeing the picture of Santa Claus, Homer was hypnotized into thinking he was Santa. He then managed to get one of the cupcakes without Derren noticing...
  
Later in the expedition, they reached the [[Columbia River]]. Upon doing so, Clark said they could follow it to the Pacific and have mermaid sex. After correcting them, saying it was salmon they were thinking of, Lewis told Sacagawea that she should be grateful for them civilizing her. Sacagawea, annoyed at this, stormed off, leaving them alone...
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Derren Brown is an English mentalist, illusionist, and writer.

Derren Brown went to Springfield to film A Derren Brown Christmas. He chose Springfield because there was no feeling of Christmas spirit in the town. So that he wouldn't reveal what he was really doing to the townspeople, he told Mayor Quimby and the people of Springfield that the town had won an award for being the "Christmasiest" Town in America, and he and Hark Media were there to film a documentary about it. After getting permission to film, Derren Brown focused on his first target, Gil Gunderson. Derren set up a stunt involving a baby carriage rolling down a hill toward Gil, who stopped it and supposedly saved the baby inside. However, the baby was placed in the carriage after it was stopped. Upon being told that he had saved the baby, Gil phoned his estranged wife Bonnie and was told he could spend Christmas with the family.

Derren Brown then targeted Homer, as Homer believed he was terrible at buying gifts for people. After hypnotizing Marge into giving permission to work on Homer, Derren Brown set his plan in motion. When Homer went to work the next day, he went to the vending machine where his favorite cupcakes had a festive makeover, with a picture of Santa Claus on the packet. Homer tried to buy them but was sucked into the vending machine and into a hidden room where Derren Brown hypnotized him. However, Homer proved difficult to hypnotize, as he was still focused on the cupcakes. Derren Brown placed the cupcake packet on his forehead to get Homer to pay attention and attempted to hypnotize Homer into believing he was good at buying gifts. However, seeing the picture of Santa Claus, Homer was hypnotized into thinking he was Santa. He then managed to get one of the cupcakes without Derren noticing...

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