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{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Let's make litter out of these literati!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I was really starting to enjoy {{Cmc|Ethnic Mismatch Comedy|644}}. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds.
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} That's too clever, you're one of THEM!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Shuuuut uppa you mouth.
 
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mm. Do you suffer from diabetes?
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{{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend.
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{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} N-n-n-n-o.
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, you do now.
 
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[dressed as Copernicus]'' Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
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{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother?
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{{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Unbelievable! We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons!
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
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{{qf|Marge}} Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life. Cut him some slack.
 
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
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{{qf|{{ap|Bill|KBBL}}}} All right, judges? Who is our winner?
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{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} The winner is... me. For being seen with you freaks.
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{{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contest! Booooo!
 
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:''[At the gross-out contest.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Look, I got runner-up prize.
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{{qf|Lisa}} This is so embarrassing!
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{{qf|Lisa}} You won second place?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
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{{qf|Homer}} No. But I got it. ''[quickly]'' Stealing is wrong.
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{{qf|Lisa}} You.
 
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} Fine, then I'm leaving.
 
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{{qf|Marge}} You're not going anywhere.
 
 
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{{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner?
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Any new palindromes?
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{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} ''[stands up holding paper]'' The winner is me for being seen with you freaks.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Rise to vote, sir.
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{{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting.
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{{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! ''[throws an urinal cake]''
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{{qf|Lisa}} But "rise to vote sir" is a palindrome.
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{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Well you-- ''[the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it]'' Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. ''[throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits [[Kirk]] knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges]''
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[in the audience]'' People stop stop! We're not animals!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[phony voice]'' Hello, I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session.
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:''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]''
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{{qf|[[Boudoir photographer]]}} Oh, yes. Your name?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding]'' Take that!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[phony voice]'' Uh... Geraldo... Simpson.
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:''[Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.]''
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{{qf|Boudoir photographer}} All right, Mr. Simpson...
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[screams]'' Who told you?
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. [[Springfield]] has moved up to number two ninety-nine on the list of America's three hundred most liveable cities. Take that, [[East St. Louis]]!
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' Ooh, yeah. Everyone's real happy, then.
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{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' A [[Sarcasm Detector]]. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Stephen Hawking! The world's smartest man!
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{{qf|Lisa}} What are you doing here?
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{{qf|{{Ch|Stephen Hawking}}}} I wanted to see your utopia. But now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Don't feel bad, Lisa. Sometimes the smartest of us can be the most childish.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Even you?
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} No. Not me. Never.
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{{qf|Marge}} I guess everyone has a different vision for the perfect world.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Wow, Mom. That's very profound.
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Hey. You read that off my screen.
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[imitating Hawking]'' I am.
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} I didn't say that.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[imitating Hawking]'' Yes, I did.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 13:39, January 26, 2022


Season 10 Episode Quotes
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Marge: I was really starting to enjoy Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds.
Homer: Shuuuut uppa you mouth.
Dr. Hibbert: Mm. Do you suffer from diabetes?
Carl Carlson: N-n-n-n-o.
Dr. Hibbert: Well, you do now.
Marge: Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother?
Lisa: Unbelievable! We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons!
Marge: Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life. Cut him some slack.
Bill: All right, judges? Who is our winner?
Rainier Wolfcastle: The winner is... me. For being seen with you freaks.
Homer: Judges can't win the contest! Booooo!
Homer: Look, I got runner-up prize.
Lisa: You won second place?
Homer: No. But I got it. [quickly] Stealing is wrong.
Dr. Hibbert: Any new palindromes?
Comic Book Guy: Rise to vote, sir.
Dr. Hibbert: Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting.
Lisa: But "rise to vote sir" is a palindrome.
Homer: [phony voice] Hello, I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session.
Boudoir photographer: Oh, yes. Your name?
Homer: [phony voice] Uh... Geraldo... Simpson.
Boudoir photographer: All right, Mr. Simpson...
Homer: [screams] Who told you?
Comic Book Guy: The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Springfield has moved up to number two ninety-nine on the list of America's three hundred most liveable cities. Take that, East St. Louis!
Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] Ooh, yeah. Everyone's real happy, then.
Lindsey Naegle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Professor Frink: Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts.
Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] A Sarcasm Detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
Principal Skinner: Stephen Hawking! The world's smartest man!
Lisa: What are you doing here?
Stephen Hawking: I wanted to see your utopia. But now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.
Stephen Hawking: Don't feel bad, Lisa. Sometimes the smartest of us can be the most childish.
Lisa: Even you?
Stephen Hawking: No. Not me. Never.
Marge: I guess everyone has a different vision for the perfect world.
Lisa: Wow, Mom. That's very profound.
Stephen Hawking: Hey. You read that off my screen.
Stephen Hawking: Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
Moe Szyslak: All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab?
Homer: [imitating Hawking] I am.
Stephen Hawking: I didn't say that.
Homer: [imitating Hawking] Yes, I did.
Season 10 Quotes
Lard of the Dance • The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace • Bart the Mother • Treehouse of Horror IX • When You Dish Upon a Star • D'oh-in' in the Wind • Lisa Gets an "A" • Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" • Mayored to the Mob • Viva Ned Flanders • Wild Barts Can't Be Broken • Sunday, Cruddy Sunday • Homer to the Max • I'm with Cupid • Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" • Make Room for Lisa • Maximum Homerdrive • Simpsons Bible Stories • Mom and Pop Art • The Old Man and the "C" Student • Monty Can't Buy Me Love • They Saved Lisa's Brain • Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
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