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'''Ted Nugent''' is an American guitarist and activist, as well as a former presidential candidate.
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'''Big Butt Skinner''' was a giant weather balloon altered by [[Bart Simpson]] to resemble [[Principal Skinner]], featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of '''Buttzilla'''.
  
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Nugent made phone calls telling people to vote no on a proposition that would prevent crossbows in schools. He argued that it was the children's only defense against charging {{W|elk}}.
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[[Springfield Elementary School]]'s [[Science Week]] ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by [[Principal Skinner]], who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as [[Groundskeeper Willie]] released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.
  
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After [[Homer]] became a huge star, the [[Springfield Republican Party]] selected Homer to choose the new President candidate. After deciding against the politicians they chose for him, Homer went for Ted Nugent. He appeared on Homer's show, ''[[Gut Check with Homer Simpson]]'', and was at the front of the [[Gravy Boat Movement]] with Homer. [[Lisa]] was opposed to this and she opposed everything that he wanted. Homer later decided that he couldn't endorse Nugent after talking to his family. He then sang [[Hail to the Chief parody song‎|two]] [[Cat Scratch Fever parody song‎|songs]].
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The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered [[Groundskeeper Willie]] to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...
  
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Nugent is shown to be relatively crazy, carrying around dead elk, sleeping on a board attached to the chimney of [[742 Evergreen Terrace]] as a makeshift {{W|tree stand}} with a longbow and firing kids at a large target with his bow...
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Latest revision as of 07:03, September 1, 2026

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Big Butt Skinner was a giant weather balloon altered by Bart Simpson to resemble Principal Skinner, featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of Buttzilla.

Springfield Elementary School's Science Week ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by Principal Skinner, who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as Groundskeeper Willie released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.

The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered Groundskeeper Willie to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...

Read more of this article | Vote for a comprehensive article