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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This just in: up yours, buddy!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware.
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:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} ...and that, kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the good silverware...
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmde to screw up!
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:'''Sign''': Shortly
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{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield resident's should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoe's during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all imporvise! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something ti work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a furneal? So, I'm fired right?
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{{qf|Krusty}} Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmoe to screw up!
:'''Stage manager''': Absolutely.
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the join!
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{{qf|Krusty}} Hey, hey. This is Krusty the Clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... And now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week. Huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised, by the way!
:'''Stage manager''': Please, wash the blazer before returning it.
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:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
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{{qf|Krusty}} Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on? Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral?
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Holy cannol! Iäve been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.
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{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Krusty! [[Scott Hamilton]] has sprained his ankle and won't be able to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
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{{qf|Krusty}} Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up!
  
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Latest revision as of 10:37, April 5, 2026



Kent Brockman: This just in: up yours, buddy!

Krusty the Clown: ...and that, kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the good silverware...

Sideshow Mel: Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
Krusty: Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmoe to screw up!

Krusty: Hey, hey. This is Krusty the Clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... And now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week. Huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised, by the way!

Krusty: Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on? Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral?

Sideshow Mel: Krusty! Scott Hamilton has sprained his ankle and won't be able to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
Krusty: Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up!