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| − | + | {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Thanks for taking us downtown to go shopping, Daddy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Remember your promise... you said we could buy underwear! | |
| + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Not so fast there, my little Flanderinos! You know I get in a kerfuffle when you use the "U" word! It is the Devil's gift basket, after all! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Ned}} Just a mi-diddly-inute there, chief! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Sorry, Nedbeat Dad! But if you don't feed the meter, you eat a ticket. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Hey, hey, shoppers! Prices downtown are the living dead... ...I mean, end! The living end! | ||
| + | {{qf|Todd}} Zombies! | ||
| + | {{qf|Rod}} Todd, come back! | ||
| + | {{qf|Todd}} Yaaah! | ||
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} [Sigh.] I gotta stop ad-libbing the client's script! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Rod and Todd}} Yaaah! A moth! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mothman]]}} Yes! Run, you fearful denizens of the underworld! Flee from the wrath of law's lepidopterist... Mothman! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Iron Frink]]}} Uh, excuse me... ...but it's your turn to provide mood lighting for me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mothman}} Silence, Iron Frink! Our LARP charter clearly states I have a full ten minutes. Now, come! My moth-sense detects a situation at the snack table that requires our attention! | |
| + | {{qf|Iron Frink}} [Sigh!] Again with the snacks! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} Maybe these ladies will help us! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Woman}} Help you? Perhaps we shall... ...but first you must answer our riddles three! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Princess Kashmir]]}} What walks on four feet in the morning, on two feet at noon, and on three feet in the-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} No! We won't hear your evil riddle, lady temptresses! Run, Todd! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Todd}} If any animal had three feet, {{ap|Noah|Bible}} would have taken it on the [[Noah's Ark|Ark]]! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} ...I think we missed the Rapture! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Talking elves? That's a step up from pink elephants, I guess. I better lay off the pickled eggs. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} I'm so prou-diddly-oud of you boys! This just proves that soon you won't need me anymore! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Todd}} But not too soon. Right, Daddy? | |
| + | {{qf|Ned}} No, boys. Not too soon. | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:36, May 26, 2026
- Todd Flanders: Thanks for taking us downtown to go shopping, Daddy!
- Rod Flanders: Remember your promise... you said we could buy underwear!
- Ned Flanders: Not so fast there, my little Flanderinos! You know I get in a kerfuffle when you use the "U" word! It is the Devil's gift basket, after all!
- Ned: Just a mi-diddly-inute there, chief!
- Chief Wiggum: Sorry, Nedbeat Dad! But if you don't feed the meter, you eat a ticket.
- Krusty: Hey, hey, shoppers! Prices downtown are the living dead... ...I mean, end! The living end!
- Todd: Zombies!
- Rod: Todd, come back!
- Todd: Yaaah!
- Krusty: [Sigh.] I gotta stop ad-libbing the client's script!
- Rod and Todd: Yaaah! A moth!
- Mothman: Yes! Run, you fearful denizens of the underworld! Flee from the wrath of law's lepidopterist... Mothman!
- Iron Frink: Uh, excuse me... ...but it's your turn to provide mood lighting for me!
- Mothman: Silence, Iron Frink! Our LARP charter clearly states I have a full ten minutes. Now, come! My moth-sense detects a situation at the snack table that requires our attention!
- Iron Frink: [Sigh!] Again with the snacks!
- Rod: Maybe these ladies will help us!
- Woman: Help you? Perhaps we shall... ...but first you must answer our riddles three!
- Princess Kashmir: What walks on four feet in the morning, on two feet at noon, and on three feet in the--
- Rod: No! We won't hear your evil riddle, lady temptresses! Run, Todd!
- Todd: If any animal had three feet, Noah would have taken it on the Ark!
- Rod: ...I think we missed the Rapture!
- Barney Gumble: Talking elves? That's a step up from pink elephants, I guess. I better lay off the pickled eggs.
- Ned: I'm so prou-diddly-oud of you boys! This just proves that soon you won't need me anymore!
- Todd: But not too soon. Right, Daddy?
- Ned: No, boys. Not too soon.
