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| − | ==Featured Article== | + | [[File:Suzanne the Witch.png|180px|right|link=Suzanne]] |
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| + | '''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}. |
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| − | ==Alfreds==
| + | After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them. |
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| − | *'''Alamance Alfred''' is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
| + | While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up... |
| − | *'''Josie Alfred''' is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
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| − | *'''Jackie Alfred''' is the dead father.
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| − | *'''Gary Alfred''' is the grandfather.
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| − | *'''Jane Alfred''' is the grandmother.
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| − | *'''Uncle Jason''' is the moonshine uncle.
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| − | *'''Lord Pee''' is Alfred's weird cousin.
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| − | *'''Al Fred Alfred''' is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
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| − | *'''Winkenstein Alfred''' is Uncle Jason's son.
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| − | *''Moonshine brother of Gary''
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| − | ==Bobbulas== | + | <p style="font-size: small; text-align: right;">[[Suzanne|Read more of this article]] | [[Wikisimpsons:Previous Featured articles|More featured articles]] | [[Wikisimpsons:Featured article|Vote for a featured article]]</p><noinclude> |
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| − | *'''Randall Bobbula''' is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
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| − | *'''Wendy Bobbula''' is Randall's wife.
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| − | *'''Danietta Bobbula''' is Randall's submissive daughter.
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| − | *'''Barnes the Croboy''' is Randall's annoying brother.
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| − | ==Matthews==
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| − | *'''Jed Matthews''' is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred'''
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| − | *'''Clara Matthews''' is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
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| − | *'''Gramma and Grampa Matthews''' are Clara's grandparents.
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| − | *'''Jake Matthews''' is Jed's annoying son.
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| − | ==McGrath==
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| − | *'''Seamus "Master" McGrath''' is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
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| − | *'''Loony Larry McGrath''' is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
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| − | *'''Harry McGrath''' is Seamus's other brother.
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| − | ==Cook==
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| − | *'''Miranda "Randy" Cook''', usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
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| − | *'''William Cook''' is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
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| − | *'''Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook''' is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.
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| − | ==Mill Workers==
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| − | *'''Lars''' is a tall mill worker,
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| − | *'''Brad''' is a short one.
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| − | *'''Luke''' is the medium-sized one.
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| − | *''Unnamed mill worker''
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| − | ==Corbins==
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| − | *'''Ben Corbin''' is Alf's housekeeper.
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| − | *'''Tliklins Corbin'''is Ben's sexist father.
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| − | ==Vordermeers==
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| − | *'''Derfhiggen Vordermeer''' is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
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| − | *'''Driddheim''' is the bratty son.
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| − | *'''Entweiler''' is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
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| − | *'''Wirhes''' is Derf's sister.
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| − | ==Lodikrap==
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| − | *'''Jake Lodikrap''' is an evil hippie.
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| − | *'''Bill Lodikrap''' is Jake's conservative brother.
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| − | ==Others==
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| − | *'''H.E.L.L.''' Criminal who killed Alf's father.
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| − | *'''Erica Wimblinstein''' is a Goth girl.
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| − | *'''Me''' is a TBH.
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| − | *'''Admiral Wombat''' is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
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| − | :'''Mr. Chicken''' is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried. | |
| − | :'''The Colonel''' tries to destroy Mr. Chicken. | |
| − | :'''Mark Moron''' is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "[[The Carlow Crab]]".
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| − | :'''Wicklow Wasp''' is the Crab's main enemy.
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| − | :'''Lord Steiner''' is a German Guy.
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| − | *'''Mr. Robinson''' is the obese boss at the mill.
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| − | *'''Danny Faintomb''' A biker who knew Corbin.
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| − | *'''Scarab''' Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
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| − | *'''Mr. MacEnis''' is a giant penis.
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| − | *'''Merfhiggen Morderveer''' is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Mr. Rednex|this]].
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| − | *'''Dumb Dawg''' is a dumb dawg.
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| − | *'''Sith Johnson''' is a mill owner.
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| − | *'''Camden Countysman''' is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
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| − | *'''Lyndon Johnson''' is Sith's brother.
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| − | *'''Nelson Arlenass''' is an astronaut from Burlington.
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| − | *'''Wallace Ihitballs''' is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
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| − | *'''Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn''' is the normal Gaelic teacher.
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| − | *'''Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn''' is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
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| − | *'''Wachaun''' is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
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| − | *'''Wikipedia Morderveer''' is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
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| − | *'''Mailman''' is a buffoonish mailman.
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| − | *'''Trent Burns''' is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
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| − | *'''Tara''' is a cheerleader.
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| − | *'''Tilikia Wallburg''' is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
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| − | *'''Samantha''' is Erica's friend.
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| − | *'''Luben Becker''' is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
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| − | *'''Stuben Becker''' is Luben's snobby brother.
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| − | *''Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store''.
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| − | *'''Joe Stenbert''' is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
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| − | *'''Mr. Potts''' is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
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| − | *'''Bartholomew Breastenheimer''' is a yuppie from Chapel [[hank|Hill]].
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| − | *'''Farley Canns''' is the owner of a junkyard.
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| − | *'''Cory Nathan''' is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
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| − | *'''Ronny Wing''' owns a [[gun store]]!
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| − | *'''Fred Lipschitz''' works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
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| − | *'''Gerald McGraham''' is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
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| − | *''Unnamed friends of Tilikia''
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| − | *'''Mary Stenbert''' is Joe's wife.
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| − | *'''Talking Towers''' are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
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| − | *'''Arthur''' is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "[[Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur]]".
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| − | *'''Zorgin Hmorgin''' sometimes appears.
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| − | *'''The Gay Club''' is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
