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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No toupees. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Jim Jarmusch}}}} I can eat a raw onion without crying. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, you're crying! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jim Jarmusch}} Yes, but I'm crying about something else. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} ''[about the Springfield Creative Arts School]'' The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat! | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[narration during Nelson's documentary]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Thank God they're not jeering at us anymore. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I know. (pause) Kinda miss it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I know! We'll be in another movie. And this time we'll act really bad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world. | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[After seeing Nelson's documentary]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Man}} Hey, Nelson! Say something poor! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it. | |
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- Lisa: No toupees.
- Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!
- Homer: I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
- Jim Jarmusch: I can eat a raw onion without crying.
- Homer: Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood!
- [Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up]
- Homer: Hey, you're crying!
- Jim Jarmusch: Yes, but I'm crying about something else.
- Superintendent Chalmers: [about the Springfield Creative Arts School] The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat!
- [narration during Nelson's documentary]
- Nelson: I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.
- Marge: Thank God they're not jeering at us anymore.
- Homer: I know. (pause) Kinda miss it.
- Bart: I know! We'll be in another movie. And this time we'll act really bad!
- Marge: No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty.
- Marge: Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world.
- [After seeing Nelson's documentary]
- Man: Hey, Nelson! Say something poor!
- Homer: Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it.
