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'''''Unidentified Flying Outrage!''''' is a book which [[Bart]] bought at [[Books! Books! And Additional Books!]]. The ideas in the book played a major role in a conspiracy-theory investigation by the kids of [[Springfield]] to explain suddenly-appearing suspicious behavior they saw among the town's adults.
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'''Big Butt Skinner''' was a giant weather balloon altered by [[Bart Simpson]] to resemble [[Principal Skinner]], featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of '''Buttzilla'''.
  
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Bart became interested in [[UFO|UFOs]] when he thought he saw one outside his bedroom window and asked his parents to investigate (interrupting them in the middle of a romantic encounter). [[Marge]] found that the "UFO" was an old golf umbrella stuck in a tree, but Bart still wasn't convinced. He asked to sleep with his parents, to which Marge quickly said "no". In her eagerness to get back to [[Homer]], however, Marge agreed that Bart could sit on the roof with a baseball bat in case a UFO did come.
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[[Springfield Elementary School]]'s [[Science Week]] ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by [[Principal Skinner]], who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as [[Groundskeeper Willie]] released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.
  
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The next day, the family went on a book-shopping trip to Books! Books! And Additional Books!, and Bart bought a copy of ''Unidentified Flying Outrage!''. He started reading the book and quickly became interested in conspiracy theories involving UFOs. His interest was fueled by the suddenly-appearing behavior among the town's adults of rushing home and immediately going indoors (which was actually due to the introduction of [[Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic]]). Bart and the neighborhood kids, however, knowing nothing of the tonic, developed an elaborate theory involving the {{w|RAND Corporation}}, the "saucer people" and "[[Made-up words#Reverse Vampires|reverse vampires]]" to explain the adults' behavior.
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The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered [[Groundskeeper Willie]] to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...
  
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The outcome of the kids' investigation isn't known. Presumably it dissolved after Bart finished reading ''Unidentified Flying Outrage!'' and after Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic's initial wave of popularity died down.
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Big Butt Skinner was a giant weather balloon altered by Bart Simpson to resemble Principal Skinner, featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of Buttzilla.

Springfield Elementary School's Science Week ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by Principal Skinner, who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as Groundskeeper Willie released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.

The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered Groundskeeper Willie to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...

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