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"'''Lard of the Dance'''" is the season premiere of ''[[The Simpsons]]''<nowiki>'</nowiki> tenth season. It aired on [[August 23]], [[1998]], earlier than normal to boost the ratings for the premiere of ''[[That '70s Show]]''. It grew a rating of 8.5 on [[TV]].com.
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"'''Lard of the Dance'''" is the first episode of [[Season 10|broadcast season 10]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the two hundred fourth episode overall. It originally aired on August 23, [[1998]]. The episode was written by [[Jane O'Brien]] and directed by [[Dominic Polcino]]. It guest stars [[Lisa Kudrow]] as [[Alex Whitney]].
  
==Plot==
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== Synopsis ==
The episode begins with [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] and [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] going back-to-school shopping at the Try-N-Save. Lisa is impressed by the wide array of writing paper in stock but Homer thinks she should just write things on her arm like he does. Meanwhile, in another aisle, Bart casually pulls a few items off the rack and tosses them into his mother's shopping cart, useless items he uses to hit nerds. Elsewhere, Lisa explores the store and Milhouse arrives to flirt with her. At the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], Homer learns from [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]] that he can sell grease for money. At breakfast, Homer begins frying up various amounts bacon for the extra grease, and hires [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] for his "grease business", though in the process, forces Bart to quit school.
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{{Synopsis|[[Homer]] and [[Bart]] team up to make money in the grease recycling business. Meanwhile, [[Lisa]] is chosen to introduce a [[Alex Whitney|new student]] to [[Springfield Elementary]], one who's years ahead of her age.}}
  
On the first day of school, Lisa volunteers to show around a new student, Alex Whitney, a fashion-conscious eight-year-old blonde. Meanwhile, over at the Grease Recycling Plant, Homer and Bart bring their cans to an employee, who weighs them. They find out that the twenty-seven dollar amount of bacon cost sixty-three cents in grease, much to the disappointment of Bart and pride of Homer. Homer tells Bart all the grease-selling they would be doing would consume their entire lives. Indeed, Bart begins missing his school.  
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== Plot ==
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After going back-to-school shopping, [[Homer]] learns from [[Apu]] that he can sell grease to make a profit. At breakfast, Homer begins frying up various amounts of bacon to use the grease to make money, then decides to hire [[Bart]] for his "grease business" (ultimately forcing Bart to quit school). Meanwhile, on the first day back at school, [[Lisa]] volunteers to help [[Alex Whitney]], a fashion conscious new student, by showing her around the school. To help her make new friends, Lisa takes Alex to meet [[Sherri]], [[Terri]], [[Allison Taylor]] and [[Janey]] for lunch in the cafeteria, but then the girls quickly abandon Lisa after rapidly becoming best friends with the newcomer.
  
At the Springfield Elementary Lunchroom, Lisa calls Alex to join herself, Sherri, Terri, Allison Taylor, and Janey for lunch. While Lisa offers to go get the lunch, Alex begins talking on her cell, to the shock of the other girls that Alex owns a cell phone and purse. From the counter Lisa (mock-coaching Alex) notices the girls are all laughing, and Alex showing off her outfit. When the girls leave the cafeteria, Lisa realizes they completely forgot about her. Forlornly, Lisa leaves the cafeteria. At home, she complains about Alex taking all of Lisa's friends and ditching her. Homer however, convinces her to be more like Alex. At school the next day, Alex apologises towards Lisa and gives her earrings for pierced ears, and shows she had pierced all the other girl's ears herself. When [[Seymour Skinner|Principle Skinner]] walks by, Alex convinces him and the girls for a school dance.
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Homer and Bart begin their grease business and make sixty-three cents worth of grease from twenty-seven dollars worth of bacon, much to their disappointment. The two continue their grease business, resuming to drive past [[Springfield Elementary School]] where Bart gazes at his former schoolmates playing. The pair drive to [[Krusty Burger]], where they steal grease from the fryers (and consider taking some from the face of the [[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]] working there), but the grease Homer and Bart stole (and quite literally placed in the back of the car, causing Bart to tell Homer that Marge will most likely kill Homer if she ever found out that he not only stole grease, but was also dumping it in the back of the truck) is later taken by The Springfield grease and shovel company, who attempt to warn them off.
  
Homer drives his "Simpson & Son Grease Co." car past the elementary school, where Bart stares at his former schoolmates playing. Homer pulls into the local Krusty Burger where they steal the grease off the [[Squeaky Voiced Teen]]'s face. When Springfield's grease company tells Homer they are in charge of stealing grease, Homer plots to go to Springfield Elementary's cafeteria.
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Alex convinces [[Principal Skinner]] to put on a school dance rather than the other event he had organised. Skinner agrees, so Alex and Lisa, accompanied by Sherri, Terri, Janey and Allison visit the mall to purchase party supplies. The girls soon take a detour and begin trying on outfits for the dance, despite Lisa's protests and Alex attempting to convince her it will help her get a date for the dance. The group leave the mall, none speaking to each other. Lisa wears the gothic outfit she bought at the mall, but the boys and not impressed and she finds it uncomfortable. She decides not to attend the dance, but changes her mind and goes to the school to take tickets at the door. She later enters the hall and discovers the boys and girls on opposite sides of the room, afraid to approach each other. Alex doesn't understand why: Lisa explains to her it is like this because they're only children, not adults.
  
At Springfield Mall, Lisa leads Alex, Terri, Sherri, Janey, and Allison to a party supplies store; however the girls detour to a nearby Dingo Junction. The girls quickly start dressing up for the dance, but Lisa protests, saying that they are too small to dress up sentually and wear makeup. Alex tries to convince Lisa that it is to look prettier for the dance and get a date. After Lisa convinces them she doesn't want a date, they leave the mall without another word.  
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Bart reveals to Homer that the school kitchen will have an enormous amount of grease - They arrive at the school during the dance to steal it. Homer sneaks into the kitchen and plants a hose in the fryer, sucking the grease into the car, but [[Groundskeeper Willie]] spots them and attempts to stop them, claiming that the grease is for his retirement. A fight ensues between the two of them after a brief argument regarding Willie's nationality. Homer tries to escape, but Willie grabs his legs and strangles him with the hose sucking the grease. Due to increased pressure the hose explodes, causing grease to fall out of the ventilation shaft into the hall where the dance is being held. A faux-snowball fight using the grease breaks out among the students, and Alex eventually joins in after being told by Lisa to act her own age.
  
At school, Lisa arrives dressed completely different, with a complete new [[Goth]]ic personality and lip gloss. Lisa later finds out everyone is taken for the dance, including Milhouse, prompting Lisa to skip the dance. Lisa furiously tries to get Milhouse to go with her but then she realizes that she's not being herself. Marge then convinces Lisa to go, though when Lisa arrives, she doesn't enter the dance, however, but ends up checking those who would go into the dance.
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== In other languages ==
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|deName=Ein jeder kriegt sein Fett
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|deTrans=Everyone gets their fair share
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|esName=La grasa del baile
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|esTrans=The fat of the dance
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|laName=La sazón del baile
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|laTrans=The seasoning of the dance
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|frName=La Graisse antique
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|frTrans=Ancient Fat
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|qu=yes
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|quName=La Danse du saindoux
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|quTrans=The Lard Dance
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|jpTrans=Abra Dance, the Precocious Transfer Student
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Meanwhile, in the school cafeteria, Homer and Bart sneak about. Bart asks where the hose is. Opening the range, he plants the hose into a sea of grease underneath. At that moment, Willie enters. At the kitchen sink, he begins to whistle while scrubbing under his armpits with a Brillo pad and Ajax soap. Bart and Homer attempt to sneak away, but Willie notices them. After having a brief argument about Willie's nationality, an enraged Willie chases after them and manages to grab Homer's leg while inside.
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At the dance, Lisa pushes open the door and looks inside. Strangely, she sees all the boys on one side, looking just as awkward as the girls, who stand together on the opposite side of the gym.  Alex comes up to her and tells her the boys and girls are awkward of dancing with one another. At that exact same moment, Willie continues to wrestle with Homer in the ventilation system.  Bart stands nearby, pointing out that the hose Willie is using to strangle Homer with has built up an enormous amount of grease behind them. The hose swells, then explodes in a fountain of grease, shooting the three through the vents. In the gymnasium, the children look up to see tiny flakes falling from one of the vents; grease being cut into pieces by the fan blades. The students below then begin having a "greaseball fight".
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==Cultural references==
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[[sv:Lard of the Dance]]
*The title itself refers to the dance show ''[[Lord of the Dance (musical)|Lord of the Dance]]''.
 
*Alex tells Lisa not to be a "Phoebe". Alex is played by guest star Lisa Kudrow, best known for her role as [[Phoebe Buffay]] on ''[[Friends]]''. She also tells Lisa that she loves her name, a reference to her real-life name.
 
*Nelson's comment, "Here comes the grease ball," offends Luigi. "Greaseball" is an ethnic slur describing people of Italian descent.
 
*Lisa's "new look" is similar to that of the Olivia Newton-John character in ''[[Grease (film)|Grease]]''.
 
 
 
 
 
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"Lard of the Dance"
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Episode Information
Episode number: 204
Season number: S10 E1
Production code: 5F20
Original airdate: August 23, 1998
Couch gag: The family attempts to sit on the couch, but it moves backwards and they fall to the floor. Nelson, pointing his finger at the family, says, "Haw haw!"
Guest star(s): Lisa Kudrow as Alex Whitney
Showrunner: Mike Scully
Written by: Jane O'Brien
Directed by: Dominic Polcino
DVD features

"Lard of the Dance" is the first episode of broadcast season 10 of The Simpsons and the two hundred fourth episode overall. It originally aired on August 23, 1998. The episode was written by Jane O'Brien and directed by Dominic Polcino. It guest stars Lisa Kudrow as Alex Whitney.

Synopsis[edit]

Homer and Bart team up to make money in the grease recycling business. Meanwhile, Lisa is chosen to introduce a new student to Springfield Elementary, one who's years ahead of her age.

Plot[edit]

After going back-to-school shopping, Homer learns from Apu that he can sell grease to make a profit. At breakfast, Homer begins frying up various amounts of bacon to use the grease to make money, then decides to hire Bart for his "grease business" (ultimately forcing Bart to quit school). Meanwhile, on the first day back at school, Lisa volunteers to help Alex Whitney, a fashion conscious new student, by showing her around the school. To help her make new friends, Lisa takes Alex to meet Sherri, Terri, Allison Taylor and Janey for lunch in the cafeteria, but then the girls quickly abandon Lisa after rapidly becoming best friends with the newcomer.

Homer and Bart begin their grease business and make sixty-three cents worth of grease from twenty-seven dollars worth of bacon, much to their disappointment. The two continue their grease business, resuming to drive past Springfield Elementary School where Bart gazes at his former schoolmates playing. The pair drive to Krusty Burger, where they steal grease from the fryers (and consider taking some from the face of the Squeaky-Voiced Teen working there), but the grease Homer and Bart stole (and quite literally placed in the back of the car, causing Bart to tell Homer that Marge will most likely kill Homer if she ever found out that he not only stole grease, but was also dumping it in the back of the truck) is later taken by The Springfield grease and shovel company, who attempt to warn them off.

Alex convinces Principal Skinner to put on a school dance rather than the other event he had organised. Skinner agrees, so Alex and Lisa, accompanied by Sherri, Terri, Janey and Allison visit the mall to purchase party supplies. The girls soon take a detour and begin trying on outfits for the dance, despite Lisa's protests and Alex attempting to convince her it will help her get a date for the dance. The group leave the mall, none speaking to each other. Lisa wears the gothic outfit she bought at the mall, but the boys and not impressed and she finds it uncomfortable. She decides not to attend the dance, but changes her mind and goes to the school to take tickets at the door. She later enters the hall and discovers the boys and girls on opposite sides of the room, afraid to approach each other. Alex doesn't understand why: Lisa explains to her it is like this because they're only children, not adults.

Bart reveals to Homer that the school kitchen will have an enormous amount of grease - They arrive at the school during the dance to steal it. Homer sneaks into the kitchen and plants a hose in the fryer, sucking the grease into the car, but Groundskeeper Willie spots them and attempts to stop them, claiming that the grease is for his retirement. A fight ensues between the two of them after a brief argument regarding Willie's nationality. Homer tries to escape, but Willie grabs his legs and strangles him with the hose sucking the grease. Due to increased pressure the hose explodes, causing grease to fall out of the ventilation shaft into the hall where the dance is being held. A faux-snowball fight using the grease breaks out among the students, and Alex eventually joins in after being told by Lisa to act her own age.

In other languages[edit]

Language Name Translation
Germany.png Deutsch "Ein jeder kriegt sein Fett" Everyone gets their fair share
Spain flag.png Español "La grasa del baile" The fat of the dance
Hispanic America.gif Español "La sazón del baile" The seasoning of the dance
France.png Français "La Graisse antique" Ancient Fat
Flag of Quebec.svg.png Français "La Danse du saindoux" The Lard Dance
Italy Flag.png Italiano "Tanto va Homer al lardo che..." Homer goes to the lard so much that...
Brasil Flag.png Português "A Banha do Baile" The Dance Fat
Flag of Japan.png 日本語 "おませな転校生のアブラ・ダンス" Abra Dance, the Precocious Transfer Student


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