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− | [[File:Bloggin' a Food Blog.png|250px| | + | {{Song |
− | '''Bloggin' a Food Blog''' that was performed by [[ | + | |name = "Bloggin' a Food Blog" |
+ | |image = [[File:Bloggin' a Food Blog.png|250px]] | ||
+ | |singers = [[Tim Heidecker]]<br>[[Eric Wareheim]]<br>[[Carmen Carter]] | ||
+ | |characters = [[Fois Garth]]<br>[[Amuse Bruce]]<br>Female singer | ||
+ | |length = '''Episode:''' 1:06<br>'''Credits:''' 0:39 | ||
+ | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Davin Wood]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Matt Selman]], [[Tim Heidecker]], and [[Eric Wareheim]] | ||
+ | |album = | ||
+ | |appearance = "[[The Food Wife]]" | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''"Bloggin' a Food Blog"''' is a song that was performed by [[Fois Garth]], [[Amuse Bruce]] and a female singer. | ||
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
− | :We're | + | :'''Female singer:''' |
− | :As one now, | + | :We're bloggin' a food blog. |
− | :Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names | + | :[[Marge]] and [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]], |
− | :Rolling into [[Korea Town|K-Town]] | + | :As one now, |
− | :The hotties I chill with are sriracha and | + | :We're having fun now. |
− | : | + | |
− | :I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need | + | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' |
− | : | + | :Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names. |
− | :A fumatore in Brindisi | + | |
− | :Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami | + | :'''Fois Garth:''' |
− | :I'll be | + | :Rolling into [[Korea Town|K-Town]], bibimbap and bulgogi. |
− | : | + | |
− | :Every pub is gastro, | + | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' |
− | :Throw it in the | + | :The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi. |
− | :And don't you call that | + | |
− | :Talk about broth- | + | :'''Fois Garth:''' |
− | :We're bloggin a food blog | + | :Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit. |
− | : | + | |
+ | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' | ||
+ | :I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Fois Garth:''' | ||
+ | :Cook [[Thanksgiving]] turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' | ||
+ | :A fumatore in [[Brindisi]] FedEx me salami. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Fois Garth:''' | ||
+ | :Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' | ||
+ | :I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Fois Garth:''' | ||
+ | :Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :Rhyme about radicchio, | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' | ||
+ | :Criticize {{Ch|Tom Colicchio|Colicchio}}. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :Every pub is gastro, | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Fois Garth:''' | ||
+ | :All my beef carpaccio. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' | ||
+ | :Throw it in the pho, yo, | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Fois Garth:''' | ||
+ | :And don't you call that pho pho. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' | ||
+ | :Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Female singer:''' | ||
+ | :We're bloggin a food blog, | ||
+ | :Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom. | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Credits version === | ||
+ | :'''Female singer:''' | ||
+ | :We're bloggin' a food blog. | ||
+ | :Settin' up accounts for our users, | ||
+ | :Usin' computers. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Fois Garth:''' | ||
+ | :Post tweets every day, | ||
+ | :Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' | ||
+ | :Never give it four stars. | ||
+ | :Ain't never give it four stars. | ||
+ | :Maybe two, maybe three. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Female singer:''' | ||
+ | :Moderatin' the comments. | ||
+ | :Checkin' the page views, page views, page views. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Fois Garth:''' | ||
+ | :D-d-d-d duck fat. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Amuse Bruce:''' | ||
+ | :Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo. | ||
− | + | :'''Fois Garth:''' | |
− | : | + | :My food is art. My food is art. |
− | + | :It comes right from the heart. | |
− | : | ||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | :My food is art. My food is | ||
== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
− | The song was performed by guest stars [[Tim Heidecker]] | + | The song was performed by guest stars [[Tim Heidecker]], [[Eric Wareheim]] and [[Carmen Carter]]. The song pays homage to "{{W|Empire State of Mind}}" by {{W|Alicia Keys}} and {{W|Jay-Z}}.<ref>[http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/2011/11/the_simpsons_food_blog_rap_blo.php NewTimes Blogs]</ref> |
It was composed by [[Davin Wood]] with lyrics by [[Matt Selman]], Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim. | It was composed by [[Davin Wood]] with lyrics by [[Matt Selman]], Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim. | ||
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== References == | == References == | ||
− | + | {{Reflist}} | |
− | {{ | + | {{Season 23 Songs}} |
− | [[Category:Songs]] | + | [[Category:Songs by guest stars]] |
Latest revision as of 10:06, March 27, 2024
"Bloggin' a Food Blog"
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Song Information
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"Bloggin' a Food Blog" is a song that was performed by Fois Garth, Amuse Bruce and a female singer.
Lyrics[edit]
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin' a food blog.
- Marge and Bart and Lisa,
- As one now,
- We're having fun now.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names.
- Fois Garth:
- Rolling into K-Town, bibimbap and bulgogi.
- Amuse Bruce:
- The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi.
- Fois Garth:
- Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit.
- Amuse Bruce:
- I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need.
- Fois Garth:
- Cook Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide.
- Amuse Bruce:
- A fumatore in Brindisi FedEx me salami.
- Fois Garth:
- Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami.
- Amuse Bruce:
- I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl.
- Fois Garth:
- Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out.
- Rhyme about radicchio,
- Amuse Bruce:
- Criticize Colicchio.
- Every pub is gastro,
- Fois Garth:
- All my beef carpaccio.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Throw it in the pho, yo,
- Fois Garth:
- And don't you call that pho pho.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin a food blog,
- Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.
Credits version[edit]
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin' a food blog.
- Settin' up accounts for our users,
- Usin' computers.
- Fois Garth:
- Post tweets every day,
- Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Never give it four stars.
- Ain't never give it four stars.
- Maybe two, maybe three.
- Female singer:
- Moderatin' the comments.
- Checkin' the page views, page views, page views.
- Fois Garth:
- D-d-d-d duck fat.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo.
- Fois Garth:
- My food is art. My food is art.
- It comes right from the heart.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song was performed by guest stars Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim and Carmen Carter. The song pays homage to "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.[1]
It was composed by Davin Wood with lyrics by Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim.
Appearances[edit]
- Episode – "The Food Wife"
References[edit]