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| − | + | |title= Principal Skinner's Bottom 40 | |
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| − | |image= | + | |released= Winter [[1992]] |
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| − | |series= | + | |series= ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' |
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| − | '''''Principal Skinner's Bottom 40''''' is a | + | '''''Principal Skinner's Bottom 40''''' is a ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' list first printed in {{SIl1|7}}. |
| − | == | + | |
| − | A list | + | == Description == |
| − | {{Comic | + | A list of Principal Skinner's Bottom 40 things. |
| − | [[Category:Simpsons | + | |
| + | == List == | ||
| + | :40. The first day of yet another school year | ||
| + | :39. Wretched, ungrateful students who fail to appreciate the priceless gift we educators are trying to bestow upon them | ||
| + | :38. Hooliganism | ||
| + | :37. Having to actually eat in the cafeteria occasionally, to keep up appearances | ||
| + | :36. Students who don't clean their plates | ||
| + | :35. Recurring screaming nightmares that I am a grade-school principal | ||
| + | :34. The way [[Groundskeeper Willie]] always fertilizes whichever section of the school grounds is upwind from my office window | ||
| + | :33. "Talent" Night | ||
| + | :32. The way the sound of a cherry-bombed toilet sets off my Vietnam flashbacks | ||
| + | :31. Food fights | ||
| + | :30. The smell of the teachers' lounge | ||
| + | :29. When a trusted hall monitor goes bad | ||
| + | :28. Whoever is drinking out of the flask I keep in my bottom drawer | ||
| + | :27. Unflattering caricatures of me spraypainted onto school walls | ||
| + | :26. Namby-pamby school board members who won't allow kids to be spanked like in the good old days | ||
| + | :25. The ongoing failure of the Springfield School Board to name me "Principal of the Year" | ||
| + | :24. Teachers who lack the gumption to flunk their entire class | ||
| + | :23. Water balloons | ||
| + | :22. Comic books | ||
| + | :21. Slingshots | ||
| + | :20. Stink bombs | ||
| + | :19. Mayhem | ||
| + | :18. Kids who won't snitch on their friends | ||
| + | :17. The embarrassment of yet another 0-14 season for our Junior Pumas soccer team | ||
| + | :16. Having to change my unlisted home phone number 21 times a year - and still they call | ||
| + | :15. Whoever started the vicious rumor that I wear a toupee | ||
| + | :14. Disorder | ||
| + | :13. Whoever keeps writing "I AM A WIENER" in the dirt on my car's back window | ||
| + | :12. Parent-teacher meetings | ||
| + | :11. Faculty meetings | ||
| + | :10. Uppity teachers who think they are more important to this institution than I am | ||
| + | :9. The fact the kids have learned my childhood nickname "Spanky" | ||
| + | :8. Seeing former students o on to achieve great success in the outside world - fortunately, very few of them have | ||
| + | :7. Boom boxes | ||
| + | :6. T-shirts with slogans that encourage disrespect for authority | ||
| + | :5. Snotty little punks who laugh at me behind my back | ||
| + | :4. Knowing I have to endure another 17 years of this living hell before I can take early retirement | ||
| + | :3. Underachievers who are proud of it | ||
| + | :2. [[Bart Simpson]] | ||
| + | :1. [[El Barto]] - whoever you are, I vow someday I will make you pay! | ||
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| + | == Reprints == | ||
| + | {{Comic Reprint | ||
| + | |1={{SC|3|UK}} | ||
| + | |1a=April 24, [[1997]] | ||
| + | |1b=UK | ||
| + | |2=''[[Simpsons Comics a Go-Go]]'' | ||
| + | |2a=February 16, [[2000]] | ||
| + | |2b=US | ||
| + | }} | ||
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| + | {{Images}} | ||
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| + | [[Category:Simpsons Illustrated stories]] | ||
| + | [[Category:1992]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:45, July 17, 2020
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Principal Skinner's Bottom 40
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Principal Skinner's Bottom 40 is a Simpsons Illustrated list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #7.
Description[edit]
A list of Principal Skinner's Bottom 40 things.
List[edit]
- 40. The first day of yet another school year
- 39. Wretched, ungrateful students who fail to appreciate the priceless gift we educators are trying to bestow upon them
- 38. Hooliganism
- 37. Having to actually eat in the cafeteria occasionally, to keep up appearances
- 36. Students who don't clean their plates
- 35. Recurring screaming nightmares that I am a grade-school principal
- 34. The way Groundskeeper Willie always fertilizes whichever section of the school grounds is upwind from my office window
- 33. "Talent" Night
- 32. The way the sound of a cherry-bombed toilet sets off my Vietnam flashbacks
- 31. Food fights
- 30. The smell of the teachers' lounge
- 29. When a trusted hall monitor goes bad
- 28. Whoever is drinking out of the flask I keep in my bottom drawer
- 27. Unflattering caricatures of me spraypainted onto school walls
- 26. Namby-pamby school board members who won't allow kids to be spanked like in the good old days
- 25. The ongoing failure of the Springfield School Board to name me "Principal of the Year"
- 24. Teachers who lack the gumption to flunk their entire class
- 23. Water balloons
- 22. Comic books
- 21. Slingshots
- 20. Stink bombs
- 19. Mayhem
- 18. Kids who won't snitch on their friends
- 17. The embarrassment of yet another 0-14 season for our Junior Pumas soccer team
- 16. Having to change my unlisted home phone number 21 times a year - and still they call
- 15. Whoever started the vicious rumor that I wear a toupee
- 14. Disorder
- 13. Whoever keeps writing "I AM A WIENER" in the dirt on my car's back window
- 12. Parent-teacher meetings
- 11. Faculty meetings
- 10. Uppity teachers who think they are more important to this institution than I am
- 9. The fact the kids have learned my childhood nickname "Spanky"
- 8. Seeing former students o on to achieve great success in the outside world - fortunately, very few of them have
- 7. Boom boxes
- 6. T-shirts with slogans that encourage disrespect for authority
- 5. Snotty little punks who laugh at me behind my back
- 4. Knowing I have to endure another 17 years of this living hell before I can take early retirement
- 3. Underachievers who are proud of it
- 2. Bart Simpson
- 1. El Barto - whoever you are, I vow someday I will make you pay!
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